hey news, Junkies Sean C Lane, beautiful Sabrina. Oh I get Sean. You keep talking about kids growing up on farms and all that you forgot I didn't grow up on a farm but there's a whole bunch of kids when they hit the age of 12 that go to 100 safety course and their whole lives are about honey. Just in my school alone, 3,000 kids. Every last boy went through 100. Safety course, they know where their food comes from.
Only city kids get traumatized by eating a live Turkey
Hey news junkies, happy Thursday, pre the weekend. Hey, you know this is a city kid thing that they would be mortified by having to eat the turkey that they got to eat Meats when the turkey was live because these country kids, man, these 4 age, kids 4, F kids, whatever they are. I mean, they raise pigs and Hogs and everything, and they treat them like family and like pets. And then, as soon as the county fair is over, they send them off to the slaughter house to take the bullet gun to the Head, the nail gun to the Head. Wiggle wiggle.
Well, my mama said that cocoa melon is the devil. No, but honestly you shouldn't let your kids watch cocoa melon. No judgment against you. It was just designed by psychologists to be like a hookworm in your brain. Well anyways wiggle wiggle, pop pop,
Hey junkies uh caught up with the podcast this morning, uh, Thursdays. I actually get to listen live and, uh, so gross doctors, uh, not me but my, uh, my mom back in the day, I went to a dentist and it was an older guy. That was a dentist, and he comes in, he washes, his hands, and then he kind of like puts, you know, checks things out, but he's not wearing gloves, but my mom was like, oh well, he washed his hands, too. He got here. You know, this is still kind of like the 90s. So it's that cusp of like old school doctors kind of, you know, doing their thing. And he then pauses wipes his nose from like the tip of his finger to his wrist, like going like across your hand and then goes to stick his hands back in my mom's mouth and that's when she was like whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa! Whoa! And uh yeah! It was she never went back to him but yeah he totally just wiped his nose with the with his hand and then went to put his hand back in her mouth. Um anyways yeah gross doctors out there. Uh have a good day guys. Uh
Hey, Junkies. I've noticed with. My kids, especially my oldest, she's 7. A lot of attitude changes from watching the repetitive shows. For example, the abandonment of of someone on a show, they have to go find the kid gaze lost or an animal because they're lost Octonauts for 1 of them. It does the same thing. And now, every time I go out the door to go to the garage, they always think that I'm leaving them. Just crazy.
Hey there. I actually have a job, um, where it is my job to distract kids during procedures in an emergency room. Um, so a lot of times that does come down to, um, screen time or an iPad, uh, of some sort sometimes in an interactive way, like an app. But I will tell you, with the little ones, the cocoa Mount like that, it works. They, they whip their heads when they hear that intro and like obviously, they're still upset when we're, like, poking them or whatever and they have every right to be. But when I tell you that first like initial snap of attention, it's like, it's like cracked to them. It's crazy. And then a lot of them. Yeah, do just like keep watching it. So crazy stuff.
hey, uh, About cocoa melon. Uh, I love watching that show with with the kids. Uh I think it's cute and uh you guys are great. You know who this is? I tried calling in 1 time about 4 times. I didn't realize you don't take phone calls. Love you guys. Bye bye.
What's going down? Junkies. I appreciate Mike Chitwood highlighting this stuff with these crazy parents. I had an issue at 1 of the high school golf matches where there was an IRA parent and he was screaming and swearing at the kids. Um, you know, his son was uh, swearing at my son and you know, this is just the example that these people are setting for their own children and they don't even realize that they're out here. Acting like Jack holes. And uh, you know, we as a society have to Suffer because of their stupidity.
when you told the story about chipwood, it really shows how people can be manipulated by the media. because as you were telling it, You were not giving all the information right away and Sabrina went from thinking. That the sheriff was going over the top. To, I can't believe. That a deputy was assaulted and got a concussion. So now she is an agreement that the parents are possess
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