Hey news junkies, I was listening to y'all talk about uh the concert that Sabrina went to pink with all the ropes and then you were laughing about Rod Stewart wouldn't be able to do that. And it made me think about um an article I just read. No, I didn't read it, I read the title, I didn't read the article, but it was talking about a euthanasia roller coaster. Um, And my toxic trait, is I immediately thought I could, I Wouldn't Die. I would live anywho. You also look into that. Um, and maybe read the article have a super day.
What up, junkie butt, Sean, I love you, dude. But I might have to call a little bit of BS on you about the you enjoying confrontation. Uh, I know you said you did, but isn't there an example of you going to the liquor store and disagreeing with whatever? That guy said at the liquor store, just so you could get the hell out of there? Oh yeah, I forgot about that 1.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about, um, the the company potluck Sabrina. Hey no sweat man. Just just put it out there, cold. You're going to have some ravenous people. They they're you're going to unleash the animals. That's what happens at these these uh company. These company pot locks, man, Nobody's going to care. Just throw it out there. If I was there, I need it. And I take some home.
Hey, junkies. So her name Harold. Uh, Geraldo Cent house sounds like you'd say after having too much Thanksgiving dinner. Oh man, I got so sick. I hurled a sin house. All right, I know terrible. Thank you. Twinkle edits out.
How to turn a 18 dollar turkey into a 65 dollar turkey
You want to know how to turn an 18 turkey into a 65 turkey? Just deep fry. It have you seen the price of the oil? It's more than the turkey is for Pete's sakes. It's messy, it's dangerous and it's expensive. Just put it in the oven.
Apparently I should sexually harass my staff more!
Hey guys, you know, in my office I'm always so careful not to do or say anything even remotely inappropriate uh in fear of getting um, you know, accused of anything. So after hearing about that story, apparently I've got a lot of leeway
Hey guys. So I used to work for a physician who um We won't say he was antivax but he like would discourage people from getting their RSV vaccine or their coid vaccine and if they had gotten the vaccine, he would discourage the boosters and we're talking about you know, most of our patients were elderly. Um, he uh also said that you could only catch coid 1 time anything, after that was a false positive So a lot of what he said and did went against everything that I have been taught. Um, it was a short-lived job and um, yeah, I got out of there as quick as I could wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.
Hey guys, happy day. Uh, I'm going to mess this up, so I'll paraphrase it as best I can Native American, man and his grandson or selling moccasins on the roadside and the grandson asks, why do we sell a twenty-dollar moccasin and a fifty dollar moccasin, when they're the same thing? And the grandpa says, some people just want to spend $50 on a pair of moccasins. Good, the turkey scenario, be that simple as if some guy wants to Big, D it and say that he spent $22 on his family's turkey and he can pound his chest and be all proud of it. Uh, could it be just that simple that some people just want to spend more money?
good day news Junkies Um, sea Lane on the brining part you don't have to necessarily put it in a pot. Um, I've used a cooler um for the last couple years and basically just put it in a cooler with um a couple bags of ice. And the brine kit, um, you can, or you can make your own brine. There's recipes online for that as well. Um, but yeah, I would, uh, Brian it on start brining it on Tuesday, and cook it on Thursday. have a great day later, Junkies
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