My favorite onion post was late, January 2021. It was a picture of a drone at the White House with a dead body underneath of it and it said, drone leaves. Kill at front door to try to lure. Obama back to office. I just die every time I see.

Well, it looks like uh, aliens are on their way to nebulae take over Earth. and I for 1, Welcome our new alien overlords

Good day, news junkies. Hey guys, I'm catching up on the podcast and, uh, excuse me, 1 of the, uh, 1 of the subjects recently, was people listening to the show at like 1 and a half speed and for some ungodly reason 2 times speed. I don't know how they were doing it, but I had a thought. I know you guys, you guys make a great show, I love the show, it's just a thought, not a suggestion, just a thought. But is there any chance that we could reintroduce cocaine to the show for entertainment value? Just the thought. I got dishes.

What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey I just want to chime in real quick about the alien stuff. Hey man, I spent several years in the Marine Corps in the airwing and I had a security clearance. And there was a dude that I worked with and we were all vetted, like we all got this, the crazy tests and all that, and he swears to this day, he will swear that his grandfather. Drove the trailer from Roswell. Uh, New Mexico to wherever Area, 51 or and he said that The um, the spaceship was on there, man. It really happened.

So guys, check this out, I just heard this. We are 1.5% smarter than chimpanzees. so, if an alien is 1.5% smarter than us, they're going to look at us. Like we look at chimps. So, imagine these guys are already have spaceships that can go around the universe. At least they're might be. 2%, 10% smarter than us. They must look at us like a mebaz. When they get here, they're coming to take over. We're not going to fight them. I'm out. See you