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THANKS :)))))
Thank you. That's all I've been waiting for. I wanted to hear your review because it was so ludicrous, the ending. But I'm glad you didn't very much care for it, because that's how I felt about that stupid clown, posy movie, whatever it was called that you made me watch and waste 5 dollars on anyway. We're even now.

Booger rolls
Hey guys, we were talking about boogers. And Sean you mentioned. Um, How do you like to roll the booger around between your, your index finger and your thumb? Until you can get up. Well, good tip. If you continue that. Just keep rolling around. A booger eventually disappear. Now, you don't even have to worry about getting up and disposing of the booger just disappeared. It's amazing. So yeah.



Walmart plus
You guys were talking about Walmart, plus yesterday, you get a whole bunch of stuff when you sign up you get Paramount Plus for free. So don't pay for that. That's through my Walmart, plus you get free pet care. You get free shipping, you get the free scan and go mobile. So there's a really a lot of upsides to the Walmart, Plus

Beaver moon
Hello news. Jackie. Good afternoon. I don't know if you're aware of it or not but on Friday. We're getting a beaver Moon. So Look carefully because if you look directly at the beaver Moon, you're going to get Cat, Scratch Fever, Saturday and uncle Ted can't help you.

Audio speed
All right, I'm coming to the defense of the people who listen to the podcast at 1 and a half or even double speed because I do feel like it the podcast is like a little bit of a beat slower than the live show. And then this is so embarrassing. I mostly listened to the podcast at 1 and a half or double speed. When you did live trivia because I was so much of a nerd that if I missed the show, I couldn't bear to not get all the answers. Right? So I would listen to the show in the morning before your live show began. Um, I also listened to my audio books on 1 and a half speed so it just seems normal to me. I'm from New York, we talked fast, so maybe it's just like second nature, but I don't think it's that crazy. That's it, have a great day.

i'm one of the crazies listening to your show at 2xs the speed most of the time.
Sean, I'm guilty. I'm guilty. I will go watch other things and then come back to your show and usually 1.75 or point or 2 times as fast just so I can Catch up and I really hate commercials. So I always listen on YouTube live, but yeah, your show is easy to catch because you guys really don't have a fast. Cadence now, watching Ben Shapiro debates. There's no way you can listen to him on. 2 times the rate because you won't be able to pick up on anything he says, or, you know, be able to take all the information in and let it resonate in your brain. And also, are you deliberately not trying to watch the substance watch at, Give me a review. Thank you. Bye. Have a great day, guys.

The reason why people watch Netflix at 1.5 speed!!!!!!!
What's up, News, Junkie. It's The Brood junkie formerly known as Shaunie marijuana. Uh, a few things just want to let everyone know. I finally got my medical green card. So your boy is token. The marijuana legally F. Yeah. But another thing, um, the reason why people are watching Netflix at 1.5 speeds I guarantee you is because of They're listening to audiobooks at that speed. Uh, my fiancee, she got me into listening to the uh, the acotar series and listening to that normal speed puts me to sleep. But once you up that thing to 1.5, oh my God, it's a lot better. So I promise you, it's probably those people that are always listening to audio books at 1.5 whenever they get back to something that's normal speed. They uh they they can't handle it. But that's just my uh that's my opinion. But it's my maybe true may not be no scientific. Uh uh uh experiment has been done on that. But yeah, just wanted to let you guys know. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop, pop Sabrina, love you.

Fastforeard
Can you fast forward through Sabrina?