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Communist ham jobs
And there go, the Chinese spreading communism, 1 hand job at a time.

Body cam footage on a massage bust
Can you imagine the body cam footage on a massage parlor, bust, you're under under under arrest? Oh, you have the right to remain silent.

Weirdo Behavior
okay, so all the men who are letting their wives call Trump Daddy you guys are pathetic and to all the women who voted for him that are now calling him daddy Trump You guys are so weird. Please stop, it's okay to like who you want to like and vote for who you want to vote for but calling this guy daddy as a woman is weird. Ran over hippie out.

Officers love hj's
Hey guys, hope you guys are doing well. Sean, what are you talking about? Officers loves love hjs. Like next time, you get pulled over for a ticket offer offer the officer 1 and see, you'll get off the hopes, the wrong word, but they'll let you go. Thanks, bye.

Astronaut Story
Morning, News Junkie. I just sent you a story about the astronaut you were talking about and explains the issues that she's having. Uh up in space they say it has a lot to do with metabolism and caloric intake. It's a short read. You should read it. Kind of explains it all love the show, wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Shawn I Didn't get my text message

Chinaman’s hat Kualoa park Hawaii. CONFIRMED no squirrels

An obvious way to send an anonymous text?
I would suspect that sending an untraceable, text would be as simple as just buying a burner phone and can't track those, it's completely Anonymous type purchase, I guess somebody. Tell me,

Confirmed weird white squirrel in Wisconsin.