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Confirmed Louisiana has Squirrels, also thank you Sheepdawg for gifting Secret Shows to me. Send that man 2 magnets. Thanks, Fo shiz fo shiz.

Ground squirrel in Oregon. There are tree squirrels there too.

Squirrels!!🐿️
Good afternoon. Junkies want to jump in on the squirrel thing too. Um, few places I've lived and there's been squirrels, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, has big black squirrels Colorado. And South Carolina. So you can add those to the list like a wiggle, pop pop.

Seat swap equals drinks
Here's the solution for swapping seats on a plane. It's simple. Hey, you want my seat as long as your seat is good. I'll take it. And also you're buying my drinks, haha, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

Switching seats is a racket!
Hey news junkies um my family and I traveled back in June up to Pennsylvania for a family wedding and that included myself my husband. Our Now, 6 year, old daughter and my elderly mother and I can't remember if it was American or United but we actually had to pay extra to pick our seats. Um, it had been a while since I flown and I was like those ridiculous. I'm not doing that. Forget that. And then I thought about all of what everybody's talking about. Oh my gosh, you know what if my child isn't sitting with 1 of us they're going to be sitting with some random person. Oh God, I'm going to have to be that person. Um no the airlines actually, they have the policy where they're they're not going to um, To split the family up with a minor child. It's actually the policy where they are going to make sure that there is an adult sitting with the minor child on the plane. So all this nonsense uh is just made up BS and people just want to sit wherever they want to sit. Um that's my personal thoughts and feelings because we didn't have any problems or issues. They actually put all of us together, um, for no extra cost. So take that for what it's worth wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

I was once on a flight from Indy to Florida in a family of 7, got on. I paid extra for my window seat. This family of 7. Had not bought their seats, had not had the forethought to make sure they were all seated together and they ranged in age, from 2, to about 9. She had an infant. And of course they wanted me to change sheet. See, I was very kind, but I said, I'm sorry, I had to pay extra to get the seat that I wanted. I would assume that's what would be required of everyone, whose particular about where they sit. So, she huffed and puffed. But they went around and got enough people to allow them to all sit together. It was a mess. We were getting ready to take off. They were the last people on the plane. I think it's rude. And I think that people that request this of other people and make them feel some kind of way are bullies. It's just that simple and I don't have a problem standing up for my personal rights. I have Boundaries. I've made those boundaries so that my life will be as happy as I can make it and if you don't like those boundaries, well that's your problem. Not mine. I never feel any social obligation to do anything. I do what I want to do. I'm not about it, but I do what I want to do.

Hey Sean. Sean Sabrina. Um, I just wanted to find out from y'all. Did any of you notice that Biden, sounded better today than he has, um, in the past year? And you know, I think I need therapy from all of these whiny people. Who their candidate did not win? And, um, let me tell you, if any of you have to leave the country, um, you know, because of it, um, please do, uh, you know, take your whining to, uh, some other country wine there. See? How much better it is there? Oh, and I also wanted to add there are squirrels in Pennsylvania. Y'all have a great day, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Finished the story!
All right, I guess the dispatch was too long, but anyways, so I was very high on mushrooms walking down the aisle of the plane going to my window seat, which I was very looking forward to looking out the whole way and just zoning out. And this mother and daughter were sitting in my Row. The daughter was sitting in my seat at the window and the mother was sitting at the aisle, the mother asked me if the daughter could have my seat, so that she could like look out the window and feel more calm about flying or whatever, kind of like, same way sha does. But, uh, I was, you know, in another galaxy. So I said sure why not thinking the mother would then move over and sit next to her own damn daughter. Well, she didn't I got stuck between 2 unknown women squashed, I'm over 200 pounds over 6 foot tall, it was horrible.

6’8” and will NOT give up my extra leg room seat EVER
Good afternoon. Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday, Junkies Hey, I want to chime in on the moving seats. If flight fly quite often. I'm 6 foot 8, 240 pounds. So just like Cain, I would want to have some extra space. I have been asked uh, when I'm sitting in an exit row or an area, with extra seat, seat room to move. And I had to politely say, I can't fit any other seats. Um, I have really, haven't had any push back on that because when people see how tall I am, they don't really don't complain wiggle, pop pop.

Moved for a dog and her bitch
Hey news, junkies screen guy here. Sorry about my voice little sick. A couple months ago was on an airplane, the steward just came up and said that there was an available seat if I wanted to move. We are in the back of the plane 3D and the girl next to me looked at me in very snotty said uh yeah we would prefer if you did so my dog had room and I moved I shouldn't have I should have stayed there and told her to, you know whatever. But um yeah so certain situation yes, other times. No no, actually 2020 later.