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One Legged Wrestling
Hey News, Junkie. Catching up on on the podcast for yesterday's show. And during the next episode, you're all we're talking about 1, legged wrestler, reminds me of this historical wrestling game out of Germany. Uh, called ringing on Groove Line, uh, if I remember correctly. And basically, you have a Hole. Uh, 1 Guy is standing in the hole with 1 foot in the hole. And another person is coming at that guy in the hole while hopping on 1 leg and trying to to basically drag him out. Anyways uh this week in esoteric late medieval early Renaissance, German wrestling games. Uh anyways later

West palm P.S.A.- downtown election nightmare
To save anybody additional headache in the West Palm or surrounding area on this already, I'm sure stressful election day. Uh, I would suggest that should you not need to be in the downtown area, anywhere near the convention center, in West, Palm off of okachobee Boulevard that you stay far away, they have turned it into the Helms, Deep battle from Lord, of the Rings where all my nerds out there. Uh, essentially, uh, it's a fortress since, uh, dumpy's Heaven is an election night. Um, Uh, party there this evening and for the foreseeable future next. 2 days, uh, there's 8 foot, uh, fencing and traffic barricades and they've shut down Lanes on okachobee and there's cops and security, and reporters, and it's just the general Zoo. So, yeah, big mess. Can't wait for this to be over anyway. PSA for everybody be safe out there. And uh yeah vote League of wheat. Bye.

New Baby Junkie Listener!!

I voted! Is it over yet?!

Shawn you got the Kelsey bit wrong, also info about how it gets dark in the afternoon in Japan.
Hey guys, uh just 2 things actually 1. Uh On yesterday's show you had mentioned, the ho Jason Kelce phone incidents. And Sean you said oh it would have been Smarter on Jason if he had just walked away but originally he did. You can actually see he smashes the phone, picks it up and walks away, which he picked it up. It's kind of a weird move. But yeah, he smashed the phone picked it up and started walk away and the guy chased from screaming, gave him my phone, give him my phone, so then Jason kind of turned around and squared up and then the guy backed off. And that's when he said, who's the f word for gays? Now, when the guy like backed off like oh, you're a big scary dude and second You're saying how you hate the light savings time. Well, uh, live over over here in Japan and right now, because of the time of year, it is dark at about 4:30 4:45 p.m. um but in a few months, like early spring through summer, it will be dark at about 78 as late as 9:00 p.m. so yeah, just letting you know,

10 hundredth text message
What up news? Junkies happy Monday. you know, I I almost forgot that it was an election year. Um, it really if it wasn't for that 1000th text message, reminding me. I don't know what I do.


You could be from a country where nobody gives you a FIRST NAME
Hey guys, just want to hop in there when we talk about how great America is, um, I was just on a cruise and my room attendant, who on his name, tag said he was from Indonesia, said, his first name was fnu and Abdullah. And I said, what does the fnu stand for in Indonesia? And he said, oh, that just means first name unknown. My father had so many kids in different Villages and didn't give us names. And so, um, it just means first name unknown. So, when you're feeling bad about being an American, just remember, you could be from a third world country where No 1 could bother giving you a first name.

Idc bout the election
I am not watching anything related to anything of that tomorrow, I could do. I honestly don't care about it because does still have to go to work? The next day and I still have to pay my bills the next day. So whoever wins wins, we're all going to get screwed. Anyways,

This in response to the lady speaking right now says she’s she’s been covering elections for 20 years but she hasn’t no clue, the poll workers get paid money. They are not volunteers -- I’m a poll worker and we get paid big time.
I don't know if this Topic's already been answered but you had a lady on your show a couple hours ago who was talking about the poll workers and telling everyone to pull workers or volunteers. That's not true at all. We got paid and we get paid quite handsomely. Um, so whenever someone comes up to us and says, thank you for your service. Well, we are not doing this for free and I can't say the amount but it's over a couple hundred dollars. We are people there like sororities and fraternities were all individuals volunteer, but the money instead of going to the individual goes to the whole group. But everyone still gets paid.