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First dispatch! First hand fat pet owner and our weight loose journey!
Hi junkies, long time listener. First time dispatcher, um, your fat pet story resonated with me because um, our cat Titan aka Mr. Kitty, um, ended up being about 20 pounds, he started to get a little bit of a Wii and, um, I took him to the vet and the vet completely disregarded. Any of the things that I was worried about, he simply looked at me and said, he's extremely overweight, and he was very matter of fact and said, if you don't change anything, he's definitely going to die. Um, so as soon as we got home, um, he was about a year old when that happened. As soon as we got home, we put him on a diet. Um, we're about 2 years past that, um, within the first year, he dropped from 20 pounds to 12 pounds. So, um, he looks great. Now, he's killing it in life. He's still a little obsessed with food. He's definitely a closet fat boy. And he'll always be a closet fat boy. Um, but seeing the transformation of his quality of life, from being fought to now very active and, and a, a really healthy weight, um, But yeah, I mean, you love your pets and you just want to feed them whatever they want, you know, you feel like, it makes them happy, but it doesn't. So, um, I'm going to figure out how to do a photo dispatch. Also, I love you guys Happy Friday. Uh, talk to you later.

I don’t think I’ve ever been madder at Shawn!!

The man that got shot dt last night. Not sure if you can play it on the air, but that was sad...

Lame Vasectomy shade
What's up, John keys? I got a vasectomy in 2020. It's 1 of the best things I ever did for myself. And my insurance paid me back for it. Uh yeah, you're going to be sore for a few days, maybe a week but it'll all be back to normal quicker than you'll remember. but I have a friend who Is scared of it. And he likes to say, oh, I've got mad pull out game man. And I'm like, dude, you know what's better than a pull out game. Not pulling out because that's how nature intended it. So it feels much better. And my lady likes it too, so we're all good. See ya. Hey.

Meth streams
Hey, guys, happy day. If this dick Adam, Shater ruins, methstreams.com for me, I'm going to be pissed off. I just found it and you can stream every game. If it's not broadcasting your area. Uh, I really hope it doesn't blow it up.

Who will win the vote votes presidential election?
Hey, junkies, how's it going? This is oh masama. Um, just wondering about that whole uh presidential. Election Guru that predicts who's going to win the election in a couple days, just wanted to know where that person stands today. Thanks, junkies have a good day.

Vasectomy
good day news Junkies See Lane. I've had a vasectomy. It's no big deal. They did 2 locals. I was in and out of there, probably in about a half hour. The only thing that'll get you is the burning smell of Flesh. When the Carter eyes the ends, About it. Otherwise. You're going to have sex anywhere with without protection and you're good. Have a great weekend junkies later.

One way to do Halloween
My wife and I used to be Reps for brachs candy when you could buy it by the pound. And we would clean out the bins once a year and you take all the candy out regardless of what the date was on it. We were supposed to dispose but we would save it in garbage bags. And then every Halloween, we put out a gigantic dump bin and just keep dumping the candy in garbage bags of this stuff. So we were very popular.


my kids trick or treating experience