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Sabrina's costume
Hello, junkies. You're all looking very good today. Um, but Sabrina, didn't you ever see the movie Space Balls where The, uh, Princess Leia character was sitting there she had, you know, she had the buns and everything and somebody's trying to talk to her. And then she lifts up the buns and the buns are her headphones. You should have put the Buns on the headphones. All right? Happy Halloween, everybody. You're all looking good. It's out.


AY I'm a freakin' mechanic ovah heah. COSTUME WINNER




Dressed up as a non union electrician ;)


Cockroach pest control. Love you guys

Halloween dad joke
Happy Halloween, y'all. So, Sean, I heard this Halloween dad joke and I thought of you immediately, so you should be able to nail this. What is it called when a ghost goes number 2. A spooky dookie.