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A scary costume idea
Okay, that's scary costume. Yes. How about going as a grocery store receipt?

Hey Junkies.. last week, maybe Friday, you we're asking about popcorn buckets.. well I didn't mean to start it, but it just started happening.. heres my lil collection.

Hey Junkies.. last week, maybe Friday, you we're asking about popcorn buckets.. well I didn't mean to start it, but it just started happening.. heres my lil collection.

Faculties debilitating spray at Biden debate. Took don awhile to absorb
Hey, junkies happy Friday Saturday Sunday. I hope Kamala Harris. Wasn't at that first debate with Joe Biden and Trump, because I'm pretty sure they sprayed something in the air that turned both of them into D. Anyway, love you guys. Have a good weekend. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Suitcase, murders, and natural selection.
Hey, junkie snafu out of Georgia podcast, listener. Sorry, I'm a little bit behind. Sabrina was talking about the suitcase, murders and mentioned, maybe we should put something in there. So if you lock yourself in, you can get out. My feeling is that's natural selection at its best. If you're dumb enough to lock your butt in a suitcase. And can't get out and die in there. I don't know, maybe you should just be buried in that suitcase. But adding these things for 1 or 2 dummies makes no sense to me. Love the show. You guys are awesome. So entertaining. Thank you so much. It's a dying art, what you do and you guys are on point.

I’m off probation
What's up, junkies? I just want to say that today after 4 long years. I'm off probation. so today I drove to Georgia, just because I'm allowed to without having to ask for permission and it was a blast Okay, toodles.

Political texts
Hey guys, so about the political text messages. I always thought they were Bots texting. I didn't, I never thought it was a real person. Sending that paragraph. So 1 time, I got a text it's like hey Elijah this is uh so and so with the whatever Association, do you believe that returning citizen should have the right to vote? I said, I believe you can SMD bitch. And uh they were responded saying no. Okay, I'll take you off this list. Thanks for your time. And I felt bad. So, yep. Have a good day.


Tom Cruise and bestiality
And it is junky Big Daddy Dave here. Tom Cru and the fish. I just wondered if that's considered beastiality, because it is sex with an animal, So then the store employees want to get rich. Just take that fish. Get some DNA test. Let Mr. Tom Cruise know what they got. And bang. You got the Bucks. Big Daddy. Dave out.