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Please help!
Hello, Sean. It is I Um, Sabrina is looking a little rough today. She needs to shave that beard. Um, anyway, have a suggestion, is there any way you can wait until maybe the last 45 minutes of the show to talk anything political because normally when you when you do that uh the chat room just turns into a cesspool of hate and angry comments on both sides and it's just this this heartening to see um Pretty unfortunate. But yeah, if you could wait because they don't even know how to disconnect. They just keep talking about it. When you're on a different subject it's just stupid. But thanks have a great day.

I’m so much better than Giga-Brad
What's up news? Junkies Sean, stop going to this gigabrain, he can't help you. You really want help with how to run the show. Turn to your listeners. We're all great. Since you're looking for some, uh, help with the show, why don't we just all take off our shirts and, and touch nipples, and drink some prune juice. That'd be a great show.

Bad boy!!
Sean. Sean, you've been a bad boy. You have been a bad boy and you're going to get it. Sean, you're going to get it, you're going to get it, you have been a bad boy.

Your screen name
Yo, yo news junkies um. Hey um, Josh, glad you're on the show. Always glad when you're there. Sea Lane was good. My boy anchor, Sean um hey Sean. Uh, don't leave yourself out buddy, click on that. Um, on that, um, character Ai and see what your screen name is. I want to hear it because I was waiting for that, so definitely click on that because I have to get out the car, damn it. Um, so I don't, I hope we can play that part, um, but I have to get out the car. So I watch later on YouTube, but yeah, we Google pop out. Woo.

LIVE EVENT???
Hey guys, Ash bomb here, just wondering what's going on with the Halloween live event. Need to plan to take off of work. Thanks guys. Have a good day.

People with signs spotted.
Hey guys, it's a beautiful day out here in Orlando. I've been driving around, delivering some food to people through Uber Eats out, sometimes they do that. But, uh, yeah, on the corner of, uh, Fairbanks in 1792. There's some wacka Doodles with some signs that say, honk, if you're against abortion. And they're wearing like all wearing like red capes and stuff. Nobody was honking though. I didn't hear 1. so, I guess We don't agree.

Interview Questions???
Good Morning News Junkie. Dingo here. Hey watch. I'm in real quick about the interview question. Man, I've never gotten it. I wish I had. But, um, if anybody ever asked me what my greatest weakness is definitely the 40 yard dash strength, um, I don't know. Street Fighter 2, Turbo with Ken,

Growing
Sean in your comments about Kamala. Saying stuff, 10 years ago, compared to what she's saying. Now, I would hope that her views change because people need to grow, if you don't grow and you don't change your mind and you don't learn new stuff. Then you're just stuck in the past and we all know the past isn't that great? So you know, hopefully she sticks to her guns but she definitely is uh, more Progressive. And uh, a better future in mind.

Walk in oven
Funny story about a walk-in oven. I worked at this Boston Market Concept in Tallahassee called rotisserie grill and I was the 1 with the chickens. And at the end of the day, I asked how to clean the oven and they said, uh, yeah, just let it cool jump in there and wipe it down. And I looked at him and I said, uh, I'm Jewish, I don't jump in ovens, then he gave me a big squeegee to figure it out. Anyways wiggle wiggle, pop, pop,

Yellow Jacket Nest (entrance in bottom right corner)