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Eat this book
I actually had a similar idea to the eat this book thing. Uh, it was more poultry inspired though.

Suitcase Lady Trial
So we've got ourselves a juicy tidbit on the suitcase, lady, and we had to dump it.

The suitcase death????
Yo junkies, what's going on, man? Just real quick about this court case. I don't understand how this guy died in that suitcase. I don't think there's a suitcase on the planet, that would be able to hold me from being able to bust out, Sean, yourself, or you see Lane. If it was a suitcase big enough for you to get in just stretching. Your body out is enough to bust out of it. I just don't see how he died there. Y'all let me know. Peace.

Explanation
They're not non-citizens anymore because they're being given. Asylum here in America. Therefore they have the rights of American citizens.

TACO BELL HACK
Ah, so you went to the good old Taco peasy. But anyways, if you really have a bad order, I used to work there in high school, you can call up keep your receipt. Sometimes you don't even need a receipt, call the Taco Bell, you went to Tell the manager, they'll replace your whole order for free. Sometimes, even give you something else, it doesn't even have to be the same day, just the next time you go. Simple free meal, and you get to keep the 1. You have, there's your hack. They don't care. They just want people happy and they want to get you out of the driver's fastest possible. That's why your stuff probably wasn't arranged correctly. Anyways, love you guys. Still waiting for your review on the substance, Sean get at it, it's probably streaming soon.

Jucyjon checking in. I saw this house in Springhill while working and pulled over to take a pic. #onlyinflorida


Dublin Fries!!!! Fuck steak fries.
Haha, what's going down junkies. So you guys are talking about, uh, steak fries. And I worked at this place, uh, in Boston and they used to serve these things called Dublin fries, and it was like a safe fry because it was sliced from the potato obviously. But like, um, they were shaped almost like a potato chip round, you know what I mean? And uh, they were thin and they used to fry them up and kind of crispy them a little bit, man, they were so good delicious with some salt. Sea Lane. You would have loved these suckers nice.

In the pit for A Day to Remember at When We Were Young 🥲

Nostalgic from the weekend
Over the weekend. I had the immense pleasure of going to see a day to remember. And when we were young Fest and 1 of their sideshows, it was amazing. I was so happy. I felt so nostalgic, I survived the pit. I'm 29 years old, I'm way too old. I feel like to be in there, but I survived and today, I just now am feeling like, fully recovered, um, but it made me look forward to my trip, back to the motherland. Florida this weekend. I was thinking about you guys all the Nostalgia, thinking about my Florida Peeps. And now, I'm just hoping that the weather stays good through this weekend so that I can get a little piece of that. I'm going to put a video dispatch, I think. Um if I can figure it out of me in the pit at a day to remember, if anybody cares, okay bye.