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Smoke weed every day
Good Morning News Junkie. Big Daddy, Dave here. You know, I used to smoke a lot of weeding day and a lot of things bad things really really bad things happen. But luckily, they didn't happen to me and I didn't make them happen. so, Smoke weed every day. Big Daddy Day Out.

Blackrock bought 23andme?
What up junkies? So y'all were talking about how photos and videos don't prove anything or any more since AI has come out and um, yeah, y'all's solution was possibly DNA. Well, if you look up the, what is it 23 and me all their CEOs, just up and left. And while this Diddy stuff was going on and I believe BlackRock just swooped in and bought them. So even if you have DNA who's to say that, it's not some person that has already sent their DNA off, and now, we're in conspiracy land and black rock plants for DNA somewhere and you aren't even there. What do you think about that?

Long-distance shoutout
What's going on fella junkies screen guy here. Just checking in from the great state of North Carolina. Don't drag y'all all the way up here with me. Want to shout out to my guys out there working hard in the field. Screen on. Keep everybody covered up. Hope everybody's safe from the hurricanes and uh, it's cold up here, so enjoy it.

Hi News. Junkies, this is my first dispatch. As far as that video evidence, I would think by then there's going to be cameras everywhere. And that essentially forms blockchain system. You'd have to get access to every video and change, fake. All of them from their own perspective to make that work.

It's the Skyline Chili from Cincinnati https://www.skylinechili.com/

Cops at high school
Hey guys, so Edgewater High School. I just sent a dispatch about it. Uh, tons of cops all access points are blocked with cop cars and dozens of officers with their long guns out. Um, but the traffic around Edgewater is still moving freely. Uh, I don't know if you guys heard anything about it.

actual kennedy funeral transcript

Wait until these Tesla robots and the latest version of A.i. decide to team up. 🫣☠️

Sean Watson did not just say in 2070, he won't believe anything, does he believe he's going to be alive by then? Jesus Christ. Anyway, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I got you CLane
You guys are so funny. Sean. It would be like, say both. Trump had a million votes and Kamala Harris had a million votes and then Jimmy Carter's uh vote was removed. Someone would have 99999 votes. So you would know that Jimmy Carter voted for the person that doesn't have a million votes, then you would know who he voted for. So even if he didn't open the file, once you delete that vote, you would see that within the tally. Anyways, I I I'm with, you see Lane, I got you,