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No more 1-D 😫
Hey guys. So I was listening to the coverage of uh, the Liam Payne, death for 1 Direction. It was like our John Lennon like, it feels like a part of my childhood died. Um, someone who grew up listening to them. Sorry, Sean. Um, you guys are old you guys. Listen and sink, but for me, it's 1 Direction. Um, it it's pretty. It's pretty intense for us. I know like everybody's talking about it. It feels like somebody like a family member died, basically, even though I never kept up with them, it's more of just like the Nostalgia. Um, but yeah, damn, it's hitting us.

My first band death 2 weeks after I saw them
I remember the first band I ever saw in 1979, I was still in high school was Leonard Skinner. And then 2 weeks later, half of them died in a plane crash. I was devastated. interesting fact, the album they had at the time Street Survivor their last 1, showed the band standing in a street with a bunch of flames After the plane crashed, they discontinued that cover and removed the Flames. Very interesting.

Empty promise accountability
Yo, junkies good afternoon. So a little bit more of a serious. Dispatch. Sean. I think you're on to something. Having the candidates have to uh, put up what they promised and then leave it unchecked. If they don't that's great because that would stop candidates from coming up there and just giving empty promises to the country if you could see that know, the Republicans did not hold up to what they said they would do. Or the Democrats did not fulfill what they promised that they were fulfilled. That would stop empty promises to the country as a whole. People would actually be accountable and even possibly giving points to opposing parties for the future elections because the current party did not fulfill what they said that that would honestly be better for the country. So that's actually kind of brilliant. Y'all be easy.

My dog loved cheese puffs, etc, but he was delicate. There’s no sound to the video

Super distracting news/weather reports between segments

Request for more Lady dog sightings
I know this is a little out of the blue but I've been missing my dog lately and recently I saw Sean give his dog lady some Cheetos out of like a Cheeto thing and that was the most adorable thing ever. So I would really like to see more dog in the next couple days and maybe if the dog ate Cheetos or cheese balls, um, I'm here for it.

Over night traffic reporter
Guys, I used to do overnight weekend traffic actually here in Orlando and I was just invite my friends with a 6-pack of beer up and we would just make up dirty names for the streets around town. Like there's a rack on obds and nuts road so maybe that's why I'm still not in the business.

showing off new work truck

Fake Fritz
Hey, guys, happy day, uh, the guy that does the traffic does. In fact sound a little bit, like Fritz except way more punchable. Fritz is awesome. And, you know, the kind of guy you'd like to sit down and have a beer with the guy that does the traffic. That sounds kind of like France. You just want to punch him in the face.

Fritz sounds like the traffic update guy.
Hey junkies. What's going on? Uh, this is so random, but I had to point this out, I wonder if anyone else is hearing this, the guy who does the traffic updates, I think his name is James Birmingham, or something. He sounds just like Fritz. I don't know why. I just, that's what I hear. I'm almost thinking that it is Fritz. I don't know. Let me know what you guys think.