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Lamb weston ceo
Hey guys. Hey, I was just reading that the CEO of that lamb Weston company. Makes 20 million dollars a year and they're looking to save 55 million a year. I don't know. I think you know CEOs get paid too much but what do I know? Oh, by the way ceiling. If you can pick me for Fritz on the street, that'd be great later.

Back to the Future did it again.
Good Afternoon News Junkie dingo here. Hey just want to chime in real quick about the whole um AI Man, it it's funny. It's it's it's like damn Back to the Future. Marty McFly is AI. And uh, the world is Beth.

Two things
Okay, 2 things on the Netflix, early preview account. You don't tell them. You work in media. It might disqualify you, there's certain survey programs out there that if you work in Media or content creator, you're out. So I would be quiet about that. Secondly, you're out of McDonald's fries. We had some frozen fries from the grocery store. The other night, they were fabulous. They really got it down. These Frozen oven fries. Now, it was a certain brand so I can't vouch, if you get something else. But Uh, that certain brand is I will pause. In case you don't want to say it or Ida. They were absolutely fabulous. Crisp hot ready to go.

Following C-lane's example
Guess I hope you guys are doing well. See Lane, I don't know how this happens all the time. But I'm 1 week behind you, and we kind of always miss each other. We end up in the same places on vacation. I've been in California this Sunday until the next Sunday, uh, La. San Diego, Mexico. And then, working my way back. Hopefully, you had fun. I'm hoping to do the same. Thanks, bye.

Fuggery
What up buds, you know Sean the thing about politics is they suck. I really wish we could take the magic that gets into the air after a hurricane when we're all coming together and helping each other regardless of what flag or sign is in our front yard, we're just helping each other because that's what's best for the community in the future. If we could do that for politics, holy s because right now, it ain't like that Bros and ladies. I'll tell you what, I've seen both sides of the aisle and yes, Republicans are worse about it, but everyone's guilty in their own way and I say Republicans are worse, because at days, and they do not hold each other accountable, they will support another Republican who beat their mother. If it means that that beats a democratic opponent Democrats, on the other hand will lose an election because of the infighting attempting to hold each other accountable. It's just a mess.

Catalina wine mixer.
Hey guys, got the windows down. It's too pretty to not be driving around with the windows down, excuse the road noise. Um, all this talk about ceilings wine trip and I'm not going to curse. You guys know me, but all I can think of is Step Brothers when they're all, like, it's the mother Catalina wine mixer.

California Adventure - Flying Spider Man
What up Junkies? You guys are talking about Disney, California Adventure, The Avengers campus, check out stunt Tronics. The Spider-Man animatronic um, there you definitely uh won't regret it. Very cool stuff later.

You can share it on, Tuesdays Wednesdays Thursdays, heck, even Fridays, you can share it. I mean, you just, you have the news junk into the mailbox, hey mailbox, listen to my News Junkie and then the mailwoman person human being pulls up, it's like Echoes back out the mailbox. It's like, whoa, I hear the News Junkie trapped up in this mailbox. Let me deliver that news.

Glitchy dispatches
I know you guys are trying to get away from using the app, the app actually worked better for dispatches. Uh, for some reason, when I use the website it Cuts out a bunch and I'm not sure why.

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