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Stupid door nail origin
good Afternoon, News Junkies Hey, just wanted to say the origins of Courtney's, uh, misspeak, uh, dumb stupid. What'd you say stupid as a doornail, I'm pretty sure that comes from that guy is dumb as a doorknob, which I heard a lot when I was a kid, but I'm kind of old. anyhow have a great afternoon, see you

Celebrity eating a burrito sideways
Good Afternoon, News, junkies. So Sean, I know exactly what you're talking about. With the celebrity and the burritos sideways. Uh, it was actually a fake Justin beaver set up to make Justin Bieber, look bed, apparently, as a promotional stunt to show how much people just assumed Justin Bieber is weird by having a fake. Justin Bieber. Eat a Brio sideways. It was like 10 years ago but I do remember that story. Anyway, y'all have a great day.



Shawn what happened to you?

Shaun of the Shrunken head
What's happening? Y'all so bouncing off those Halloween topics. First things first, Sean, your lack of enthusiasm, for decorating or getting the Halloween stream setup makes me think your house might get egged, but let's hope not and to follow that up, mentioning the shrunken head Bob costume. Y'all, you know, that thing probably retails for what 70 bucks, maybe at like, Spirit Halloween, They're all sold out and if you want to get 1, you got to pay 200 plus dollars on eBay.

My take on the text message topic
Yo, junkies, what's going on? Hey, Sabrina. So I I feel like I'm in the middle between you and Sean on this, but I will say, Sean is correct in the aspect of Beauty makes a big difference if he was attractive or if it was a woman and she was attractive, it would be okay, it's only if they're unattractive. Then the creepy meter goes up. I think it's probably a 5 out of 10 and he did take advantage of his job, so he should not have done that. And this is not something that I would have ever done. However he he's taking a chance on trying to find love and like, if it was in the movie, Women would say, oh that was so sweet and it was romantic, it just so happens that it's not a movie. So it, it comes off a little different. But I do think he was just trying to, to make something happen, trying to have a moment, so to speak. But he did kind of go about it the wrong way.

100 percent creepy af
I definitely agree with Sabrina, that is Creepy AF, come on man. You find a woman so attractive. So beautiful that you can't even talk to her as a grown man. You decide to get her number and text her. Come on man. What happened to the days of actually going up to approach women with confidence? Come on, man. That is lame. Only lame guys do that man because they're so self-conscious, they're going to get shut down. Oh my God, man, it's so lame. I agree, Sabrina. Hippie out.

Luggage tag dispute
now, Sean The getting the number from somebody's luggage tag and then contacting them is a little creepy. That's sorry. That's no. But I have seen a Tik Tok. where a guy went on a date with a girl and later on he sent flowers to her house by finding her address and I showed it to my wife and even my wife says that's creepy which I disagree with but Who knows?