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Iheart app
Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I um I'm a podcast listener. And I've complained in the past about the skipping. I just today, switched over to the Apple um podcast. App as a way of listening to your show and it, I, I have not had any issues with it, skipping because I've just downloaded through there. Um, I just, I'm not using the iHeart app anymore. I'm actually going to delete it. So, um, you can just let your company know that their app completely sucks. Okay, thanks bye.

EMS blowing up my phone
So hurricane Milton's on his way? Yes, we all know if I can stop getting 1,000 notifications from the emergency. Broadcast system. That there's a hurricane on its way, we know. We know, we know.

Hey News Junkie. So we heard you were talking about wondering about people who are uh, fleeing Florida right now. And we are some of those people. I've got my mom in from Orlando and me, and my husband live in Port Orange, right? On the inner Coastal. So we got a notification to evacuate to our freaking out of here. I've got a ferret in the car 2 dogs, a cat, my mom, me and my husband, we are loaded up and we are on the way to Alpharetta Georgia. Uh, we are headed north on 95. Right now in the boys are here, the Army has been coming in. We've seen about, I don't know, a hundred um giant trucks coming out to get the telephone lines back up. If shit goes a flame, we are, this is going to be crazy but we are fucking listening and we are out of here. Peace.

My dad fished with the spirit halloween guy
Hey, what's up junkies? Um, my dad used to go on a fishing trip down to uh, South America every year. And 1 of the guys who would usually be along on that same trip was the guy that owned those, uh, Spirit Halloween stores. And, uh, yeah, the guy would work for like, you know, 1 or 2 months a year and just make a killing and then just travel around the world, uh, fishing and living it up. So, anyway, I'm just relevant to the topic, uh, great show. Stay safe with the storm wig wig, pop up.

WILL C-LANE FLY???
Hey guys. How's it going? Just wrapped up the uh, prep. Get ready to stay at the airport for a couple days. And, uh, speaking of the airport, sea Lane, I don't know, buddy. um, I told, Amy K. I'd be praying for you guys, to be able to fly out Friday morning. Uh, not looking too good. There's a lot that has to happen for the airport to open and I don't know that they're going to get planes down here. Quick enough to have flights out Friday morning so uh Uh yeah good luck man. Enjoy Napa if if you get there. Okay. That's it. I'm done. Stay safe.

Mid-day the 7/11 outside of my job had a backed up line for gas! And 3 others on my way home. Ps: love the show & I eat cereal dry…

AM shopping
What's happening, hurricane, junkies. I just want to put this out there. In case people weren't aware, and you still got things. You need to get say tomorrow morning. If you're looking for water bread, whatever the hell it is. Go first thing in the morning, Target, Walmart, Sams, Costco Winn, Dixie, whatever place you choose. They're usually stocked first thing in the morning. That's when they get their deliveries. So if you need to find something try that, so

Junkie ceiling Sabrina, snafu out of Georgia podcast listener. Sorry I'm a little bit late with this, but the Bank of America story was not as bad as everybody made it out to be. Yes, when you opened up your app, it show didn't show your balance but if you clicked on your individual accounts, all the information was there, that's all I got to say about that. People make a bigger deal out of things than they ought to be sometimes. And I believe this might have been 1 of them. Have a great day.


SNL shorts
Hello, junkies. So Saturday Night Live has always done the short, uh, film type thing. Even in the 70s, the original cast, They had A, it was called Schiller's reel. A guy would always make short films and 1 of the more famous ones was John Belushi, as an old guy visiting, the grave of all his former castmates. And talking about them ironic. All right, thank you. Stay safe, everybody twinkle, let it out.