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Happy Friday
Good Morning, News junkies, uh, glad to see, uh, Sean actually out of the house. I was starting to think that he was a recluse. Um, you know, daylight would serve you. Well, Sean, you're looking kind of pasty these days. Anyway, Sabrina, always great to see you out there. I know you're making everybody chuckle and uh, sea Lane. Um, when are you gonna play? Um, sing it, bitch again on uh the monsters. Anyway, hope you guys have a great Friday, Saturday Sunday, Schwarz.

Longshoreman, wiggles and pops
Hey, what's up, junkies? Uh so I got 2 things number 1. This is my first dispatch but um At least along the terms of the, the long shoreman and the Dock Workers going on strike. Um I mean just from where I work, I just I I fixed garage doors, you know I just do a general laborer. I couldn't afford to go to college but man I mean I hear you guys saying that they make you know 120 15000 dollars a year. I'm like Couldn't be me man. That's like 2 times 2 and a half times what I make so I'm not really sure I mean I understand not wanting your jobs to be automated but uh 77% wage increase and declining, the 50%, I don't know, man. And all the people that I talk to that work in my industry. They're like I don't get it. I don't get it. I'm not, I don't want to, I don't want my grocery prices going up so that you can get 70% increase in wage. I mean, but That is what it is. But number 2, um, I would listen to The Show for A little less than a year, I heard you guys when you got syndicated late at night on 971 the Frank uh freak here in Dallas Fort Worth. What is, what is the whole deal with the wiggle, wiggle, pop pop? What does that mean? I I don't know. Is it my my too late to the show? Anyways, appreciate you guys love the show. Bye.

Trailers
Hello. Um, this is Jordan from earlier. I feel like the reason why they do the trailers that way is to grab new viewers Watchers, you know, for instance, if it was the Joker movie and it's a slow boring. Trailer, they're not going to grab any new people, you know, it's all competition for the movies. So All the Joker fans are already going to go whether or not the trailer's trash, you know. So I feel like that's why movies do that now competition Wise. It's all about money, you know. And then the day

Opinion on new Joker Movie
As far as the new Joker movie, I don't really have an opinion on it, honestly. Uh, I saw the first 1. Didn't even get through the first. 1 didn't like it. Um, not sure if I'm going to be a fan of the second 1. I'm honestly more interested in the new Deadpool movie.

I drive an 18 wheeler and this is what I see happening to my industry.

RIP Meatballs, you’re dirt now

Wrong way drunk driver
Hey guys, Happy Day. Wrong way, drunk driver. I swear when you first read that story you said that he had his headlights off but you never mentioned it again either. I'm just you know a little delusional or had a mild stroke but I swear you mentioned that he had his headlights off which could possibly lead to him being that foam.

My biggest irrational fear is ridiculous!
Hey, what's going on news junkies? I have the weirdest irrational fear and that is going to Tokyo and being kidnapped by the Yakuza or the mafia that they have over there. Not sure why I don't ever plan on going to Tokyo but that is 1 of my biggest fears.

My mom has her childhood dull. Because the bodies were cloth and withered away.

Wife is going to die
See Lane, I love the uh fear man. I have the same 1. My wife was going to die every time she left the house. Uh, it gets a little better when you get older um when you're when your baby gets a little older but I have twins and yeah I'm sure she was going to die every time she left.