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Hello junkies. So I think soon, Sabrina and saline will be able to do like what South Park did to Chef, they'll just be able to do a show without you and just play sound clips of you. Um you know. Saying 911 was an inside job. Are you trying to rap like P Diddy or something like that? You only have to even have to be there. The only thing that'll give it away. Was that the YouTube stream? Uh you know you won't be there but if AI gets going soon hey they can create an AI. You saying all that stuff? All right, thank you, Frank, let it out.

I bought a cart bulk eraser for fun because I'm old

Origins of Ski bidi whatever
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. So I I'll share my knowledge of skippity with you because I got a 6 year old grandson and he's been obsessed with this. So originally I believe it was a song attached to a video or a Tik Tok of this big heavy set guy that had a big old bouncy belly and he would eat it some Arabic restaurant or somewhere, you know, in the Middle East and he would skip it. He would bounce his belly up and down and then the kids adopted it as a ski toilet where it's a toilet with a head sticking out of it and they call it the skippity toilet and there's like all these different songs and memes to it that that's where the ski comes from. As far as I know.

Aldi/ Meijer
Hey guys, kind of like what silly was saying about Aldi. There's a place in Michigan here called Meyer, but if you're from Michigan, it's Meyers, it's like you're going to Meijer store, but it's really just Meijer. So I get it.

Convertible bead
Hey guys. Happy day uh the guy with the convertible head um when he said he does not in pain, when the reporter asked him, the brain doesn't have any pain receptors so the wound is old that caused the hole. They took the plate off, he could sit there and poke around in his brain all he wants and he wouldn't feel it might leap by himself but there would be no pain.

I’m here for you and you mean the whole universe and its infinite vastness of existence to me. I will always be here for your happiness.

Open raw meat sandwich
You know, what I think is that I probably shouldn't have waited to have lunch at 1:00 and have an open sandwich and when I opened it up, there's just raw meat in there. And then you're talking about raw man's open head. So that was great, uh, wiggle wiggle.


I deep-dived into corrupt and drunk mayors, wow
Hey news, junkies I got on this tear uh deep dive over the weekend into Mayors and drunken Mayors in particular and while it got me into some very interesting stuff. Um, there's 2 Mayors particularly that I saw it would be of interest of looking up, um, the mayor of Union City New Jersey, um, and also the mayor of Dolton Illinois. Um, you can do your own digging up on that, it would be careful on some of the videos played in the uh City Hall meetings. But yeah it's wild out there so uh that was really fun, Deep dive but also quite Quite scary. And also, I really didn't see that, uh, a kid from Edgewater show up. Uh, I guess he's an adult. Um, I didn't see that show up very much at all, which interesting. All right. Have a good day, wiggle. Wiggle plop popop.

I've been to Tivoli gardens in Denmark
Hey, guys, I've actually been to TV Gardens. My aunt was having a wedding at that hotel. That right is adjoining to it. It's a super small Park. Super safe actually, all of Copenhagen was I would let my 9-year-old 11 year old go there themselves if I knew they knew how to behave themselves. But as far as safety wise, it was fine and the hotel, adjoins to the park. So they could go right back to their room if they wanted wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,