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Tyreeks car
Hey guys. Happy Day Tyreek Hills car is a McLaren and those are not suicide doors. Uh, those are Goldwing style doors. Not suicide.

Tom Brady practicing commentating

Too much money… smh
Hey, Junkies. I'm just getting frustrated with how much people are getting. Paid these days. I'm a landscaper. Just sweating my ass off while I'm trimming these uh bushes. And thinking about old uh what is it? Scotty Scheffler. Number 1 in the world. 62 million. Something made so far just this year. I think they broke it down all the way down to, uh, 12 Grand. A shot so far this year. He's And then uh, then you got Steph Curry. Who's got what a 1 year extension for the same amount of money 62 million extension. and then you're telling me, Tom Brady is getting that much money just to sit there and oh my God, be a dumb. Person. Sorry, I almost cussed. Anyways, I'm frustrated sweaty. I got to go to the beach later.

I change tv when I heard Tom speaking
Good afternoon. Junkies, uh, Reference to Tom Brady. Let me put it this way. I was looking forward to see what was going to happen and I heard his voice. Literally heard his voice and it was the most boring tone of voice that I've heard on a sports caster. I changed the TV even though I wanted to watch it, I couldn't stand here in it. So good luck with that. 300 million. Wasted.


Movie recommendation for Courtney and Shawn
Hey, happy Friday junkies, I got a quick, uh, horror movie recommendation for Sean and Courtney to watch. Is it is uh, house which is a Japanese horror movie from the 70s. Um, I believe it is streaming on Max, it's not that disturbing. It's still a bit spooky, uh, but it's more its kind of avantguard. It's, it's really it's more like watching an acid trip almost with some of the effects that they were using back then, um, but you can give that a try

Gay Abe
hey, news, junkies, uh, I don't know if you knew this, but um, Abraham Lincoln was was gay and um, that's actually where the the uh the name Gabe came from if you KNE that but just some facts

Old GPS voice
So it was pretty cool of that. Old GPS to have Stephen Hawking as the guest celebrity voice. That was awesome.

Grocery stores
Hey Sean, I was calling about the grocery store thing. Um, it's not the grocery stores that are inflating, its the uh manufacturers. You're right. They're margin is pretty razor thin. Uh, right now there's a lot of companies especially uh, 1 of them in the Forefront is Kellogg's. Kellogg's is getting a lot of heat. Um, they're using the same software that they use, uh, for the housing market to basically, find a way to fix pricing. And, uh, so yeah, that's currently what's going on. But no, it's not. The grocery store is, it's, it's the goods.

Shot at over Jamaica
Hey news, junkies speaking of, Jimmy Buffett. Did you guys know the plane that sits in front of Margaritaville and City of walk is actual plane that was. He was flying over Jamaica when he was shot at now, you know