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Teeth pill
I have no teeth in my mouth currently right now. And if I had the opportunity to take a pill and have it regrow, most of them or some of them enough to have to not have the dentures that I had, which are extremely uncomfortable and still hard to eat. I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Happy Birthday song for Courtney Wasson ;)
Agent like a fine wine. Getting better with Tom Courtney. Courtney. Courtney Courtney, happy birthday.


Sabrina in Italy
Hey guys. Sabrina, I hope you have fun in Italy. I don't know if you said where you're going to be going, but if you're going to be in Rome, you need to be on the lookout for pickpockets. I was there earlier this year and my wife almost got pickpocketed twice. The ones on the subway and 1's outside the Trevy Fountain, uh, just big crowds and they will sneak up right behind you and sneak their hand into your purse or into a jacket pocket. So, just wear a fanny pack. I'm sure you've got 1 or 2, sitting around somewhere, so be safe.

Political T-shirts dress codes oh my.
Good morning afternoon, whatever day um y'all were talking on the the podcast about the political t-shirts in a high school, I think. Um I've worked in um, a school district in Texas forever and the problem is is that uh it's impossible to uphold any sort of dress code these days. Uh, parents are the absolute worst. If they're a little Susie comes to school in 4 in shorts and she gets sent home. There will be a freaking social media Brigade of parents talking about how their daughter was sexualized and blah blah blah. And the problem is is that just we have rules and nobody thinks they have to listen to them. So we're kind of raising the worst kids that are going to think that they never have to listen to anything and when it comes to the political stuff, it's so heated right now that like I can just imagine um that exact event hasn't happened. Our school. But I mean, the parents would go home and be like my child's freedom of speech isn't allowed and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah. And then there's another social media thing and I mean that's why kids are just walking up to their teachers and telling them to you know F off or punching them or whatever. They just there's no respect at all. Um thankfully I teach special ed. So anyway, have a super day. Bye.

fritz???
Okay, what the hell? What happened to Fritz on the street? Second Wednesday in a row. What's going on?

Black hawk
President. In a mug shot. We were told it was last Tuesday, then we were told. Hello news Jack. Yes. Um, I for 1 have never seen a black hawk. Um, I've seen Hawks flying around but not a Black Hawk is that maybe why they're having problems? Because Blackhawks can't fly. I don't know every time when you hear uh 1 of those things and God you know, God bless them. I don't want anybody to die. Especially in the military but What's up with them things man? They're like lead balloons.

West palm chem trail update
Everyone. Well, having boots on the ground here in West Palm. I can confirm that your Chemtrails guy from uh the Palm Beach International Airport. I do remember that. Um, that was a thing long time ago and for a while but um as of lately, uh he no longer has the signs up. So either he moved out or he moved on to other things because there is a house that's uh, in that same general area. It's a big long. Uh, row house is directly crossed in the airport and, um, there's only 1 house and that, uh, particular neighborhood that has the fence all knocked down and, uh, uh, usually have a group of people sitting out there, uh, crushing beers all day, so I guess they've moved on to bigger and better. Anyway, um, yeah, love you guys and, um, savvy pick me for fence on the street. Love you. Bye.

Fly pass. No thanks.
Hey junks. What's up guys? Long time, no chat. Hey the airlines cannot even get normal tickets, right? Half the people who are booking. Tickets are getting bumped anyways, because of overbooking and whatever, which I still don't understand how Airlines can oversell a flight. But anyways, you think you're buying this. All you can fly past. There ain't no way they're going to be able to hold to those promises CFI.

Today is a good day! Thanks for the Gold friend!