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K cars are crazy
I think if you jump into 1 of these little K cars right now especially on the highway, yeah, you're definitely putting your life in your hands. I mean, we're already seeing a jump in deaths with pedestrians versus Vehicles. It's ridden 30%. The last 10 years because vehicles are just getting bigger. They're not getting smaller. They're getting bigger. So you get 1 of those little K cars, you're going to get crushed. But I will say this just tooling around town, you know, got to drive a block away, something like that. You're not reaching speeds over 35, 40 miles an hour, shoot, go ahead do what you want. Wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,

Almost a half a million miles on my work truck
Happy Monday News, Junkie crew. So uh that guy is 300 something Thousand Miles. That's, that's rookie numbers. I have a 2002 Chevy Silverado, I currently have 49300 Mi on my original gas motor. It's not even diesel. It was in another 2 months. I'll be out of half a million and then I'll send a video dispatch.

Shawn's poopie butt
Sean, when you're cleaning something how do you know if it's clean without looking at it? Same goes for your butt. My man. Sean's got poopy butt.

Shawn’s dirty swamp ass
Sean. I was uh, with you at the foot golf tournament for Tom and Dan Chev years ago, where it was about 95 degrees and you wore jeans There's no way you were not out on that Golf Course. And didn't blow ass. Therefore you had dirty swamp ass at least once so you can't say you never had it. You definitely had it. Everyone checks the toilet paper to make sure they've gotten the hard to reach spots and there's nothing left over. You dirty, dirty, little man.

You have to look at the paper
Listen, you got to look at the toilet paper. How else do you know if it's time to move on to the baby, wipe? Phase or not. If you have not looked at the toilet paper because if there's too much poo on the toilet paper, then you can't move on to baby wipe phase and baby. Wipe phase is critical because you do the basic clean up with the tri toilet paper but you get in the nooks and crannies. You know and really polish up. Those hemorrhoids with the baby wipe critical.


K cars are gonna be death traps
So years ago, my dad got a rental car and it they gave him a smart car. Said, he got out to the highway, he nearly got lifted up and thrown into the ditch because a semi passed him because the Smart car weighs, you know, 15 pounds and he said, hell no, and drove. Right back to the dealership and said, give me a different rental car? now, you're saying that these K cars way even less, Oh yeah, that there's there's nothing wrong that's going to happen.

Homemade prime rib sandwich and corn clam chowder (leftovers)


Deviled eggs(recipe courtesy of Jim Colbert) and a pickle

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