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Bug truck
But the idea is to tell me stories of chasing the bug truck on his bicycle. It has having his skin be so oily and disgusting. So like probably explains a lot about the man.

So these people that are bringing their infants to Disney World are idiots. There's no reason to bring a 3-year-old, a 2-year-old, a 1 year old, an infant to Disney World number 1. They're not going to remember anything about this trip to Disney World and number 2, they're going to be a huge pain in your butt. You got to carry them around, you got to worry about feeding them, you got to worry about stuff, leave them home with Grandma, okay? Take the kids that are going to remember the trip to Disney World. I would highly recommend nobody under the age of 5 attend under any

Gen x I made it.
What up News Junkie, happy Friday dingo here, real quick about the Capri Sun. I was that kid that never got him very much. So when I did get him I didn't know what I was doing and I would stabbed right through that freaking thing. And get it into my hand and I'm fine, there's no problems, but like I did freaking gouge, my hand a couple times the Capri Sun, uh, straw.

Capri Sun Suck change my mind

Shawn is right.. kinda
I would like to agree and disagree with Sean, flipping it over and sticking the straw through the bottom. It is the easy way to open up a pre son. Not really because I had a problem with the little hole, it's just a lot faster and more efficient, I'm kind of lazy. The thing I would like to disagree with you about is the pouches is the only reason that Capri Sun is as popular as it is. So, no pouches makes it just another juice rip Capri Sun.

Holes In Capri Sun
What up junkies? I don't know if this is breaking news or not, but uh, there's going to be a sequel to the movie Holes. It's not going to be starring Shia LaBeouf, but it's going to have Sean struggling with a pokey straw with a soft pouch. Um, I don't know what to say there man, like, realistically, it's maybe happened 1 out of 3, thousand times I've ever stuck, a, a Capri on where the straw went out the backside or something, and I lost all the juice. But other than that, it sounds like you should join the uh LBC. I think, you know what that's stands for All right, peace.


Capri Sun pouch pro
What's up guys? 1 thing about the Capri Suns that I will miss and pouch form is that you can fit a boatload of them in a cooler. If you got a bunch of kids, you're going on the boat or the beach or something you can fit probably 50 capri suns in the amount of space, it would take to fit 20, water bottle sized bottles so that will be a reason for me to get a bigger cooler. I guess so? No no worries, all good.


shawn, I am on your side for capri sun