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7x7 & Constanza
Hey News Junkie. So years ago, not sure if they still do it, but I remember saying shake, they used to do a 7 by 7. So it was like 7 patta radio. Just want to throw that out there. Anyways uh, later.

Burgers
Yo junkies, what's going on? Good afternoon. Sean, I must say I disagree with you, man. Burgers are supposed to be big like anything under the old school foot. Ruckers, 1 pound size Burgers. Those are borderline Blasphemous and a McDonald's. Cheeseburger is a Happy Meal item that that is for children. Son. I got to tell you. You got to get off that hill on this 1 bigger is better when it comes to Burgers. Y'all be easy peasy.

bigass burger
Uh oh complaining about Burgers being too big. Sean, your tiny hands are showing

I agree with you about burgers
Hello junkies. Yeah Sean, I totally agree with you about the burgers being too big. It's like you go in some of these places and it's like there's a fried egg on it and it's like, 5 miles high, you know. How can you even taste? The burger after, there's been that much stuff on it. I just, I agree with you. I just like a simple burger with a couple of things on it. I do love the McDonald's cheeseburger as well so uh I agree with you Sean. You're not crazy and anybody else can suck it. I know, I don't have to order it if I don't want to, but it's just still irritating. All right. Thank you twinkle. Lets out.

Smaller burgers
Sean, they do make smaller Burgers. They're called sliders just eat those.


Amscot kiss my A
Amscot is the same way. I got a phone call from them yesterday. For a payday loan, I took out. in 2007, I think it was And the message on the phone call was them saying that they were going to take me to court and try to garnish my wages to pay this loan back, which I'm sure has acred some kind of Interest. I don't care. They'll never get that money from me, anyway. But yeah, that's a hell of a long Grudge the whole back. Then I had a crappy job, making no money and I just totally forgot about it and I still don't care to this day. So good luck and Scott.


when a company requires you to use your personal phone

Us delivery drivers can’t put out phones away
Hey crew, happy Wednesday. Hey, as a mailman I they can never ask you to leave your phone at the office or put it away so you can never have it because 1, the soups are always trying to get a hold of you to talk about. Something that's completely frivolous and unneeded and 2. How can I listen to The News Junkie when I'm out walking around, you guys would lose the entire mailman delivery person audience out there if we had to do that. Now, forget that. Hey, pick me for Fritz on the street wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.