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Criminal singer
So, you're saying that guy, that got shot. He did sing a song, but did he sing out loud? Did he sing out strong? Thank you twinkle. It sound.

It's a mirror song
When the light hits your eye? Even though it's night time, it's a mirror.


Solar military applications
Good afternoon, junkies. Uh, I was just hearing about this solar thing and I had an interesting application that you guys hadn't mentioned or they may have not have thought of. Um, so if this actually was possible, this could also have military applications. Um, obviously if you're attacking at night and you have night vision capabilities, uh, you have a really large upper hand and a lot of the times, uh, people that we could be engaged in may not have those capabilities. So, if this was a thing, uh, this would be really good for other people defending to light up, you know, the battlefield and you could see where the attacks are coming from. Uh, probably be a lot more expensive than the current kind of flares and things that we have. Uh, but there could be some interesting applications for that besides just powering solar panels or getting a spotlight on you for a night wedding.

Space lasers is going to get us! Under the guise of Sun mirrors!
I hope they don't accidentally. Put a magnifying glass aimed at us because we would all be gone. Just like all the ants we did that, too. Eek, don't do it.

Crazy rocket people
Hey guys. Have you all heard anything about the Polaris Dawn, launch that's supposed to be coming up tomorrow? They're going to send 4 people. 870 miles above Earth and then they're going to get out, they're private citizens, no, thank you.

Reflect company
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well, that company. Reflect orbital that? That's a James Bond plot. I'm pretty sure Chris Brosnan was 1 of the actors when they did that. Was it a golden eye or something like that? But that's a James Bond like movie. That's exactly what happened in it. They were reflecting the Sun and, and melting the ice caps or something like that. Check it out. Thanks. Bye.

Solar company thing
Uh, just wanted to dispatch real quick about the reflect Solar Company. Uh, it's a novel idea. 1 of the things, they're pitching is reflecting sunlight for solar farms and that is absolute BS. There is no way to viably do that to produce any significant amount of power. It's stupid. It's dumb. Don't buy into it. Um reflecting sunlight for fun. Yeah, that's cool. But it's just a nice trick. Okay, bye.

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