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Yes for golf course! No for natural nature. Jk’ing.
Haha, what's going down Junkies? Okay, so I love golf and I would um, I would support some uh, golf courses being built. You know, you guys are talking about the golf courses that are abandoned or whatever. Well, those golf courses, obviously sucked and, you know, the the nature and the animals and stuff that were kicking out of the old areas. They can go ahead and live in those sucky golf courses while we build nice ones and let's be realistic. You guys don't even like going outside. So at these new golf courses, there's going to be nice restaurants and stuff like that. You love to restaurant. Uh restaurant restaurant is you call it. This is a, this is a plus for you. What I know you're on the wrong side here. All right.

doom gloom dark cloud love the show Shawn

Oh snap
Well, shoot, guess I missed a lot more than I thought by watching the McAfee show today. But uh, that being said, if there's an impending black cloud due to an all hands with iHeart, we all know that you can have the best show Best ratings, best Revenue, best cast best fans and it Days end, if that show has more staplers than the other shows, and that's a budgetary light item concern for the suits, they'll make changes. Um, but the good thing is y'all show is great. So I feel like no matter what's going on, you'll be okay in the end soon.

Hopefully not last dispatch
A junkies. Well I hope you're not going to be canceled but if you are I blame Yacht Rock. I blame those. Darn Yacht Rock weekends. It was so popular that they're going to switch with a format to all Yacht Rock. So there's going to be like the monster crews in the morning. You guys are going to be the cruise junkie with Captain Sean. It's going to be, uh, Captain Jim Colbert and his crew. Uh, and you're all going to be playing, you're going to be Yacht Rock DJs, I hope not. But if that happens. Well, that's what I blame it on. All right. Hopefully this isn't my last dispatch, but love you guys. Uh, and uh, I hope I can dispatch to you again soon. Thank you. Twinkle edits out.

Blurt
It's funny. You guys, we're talking about the word blurt. The word blurt was used after another word which was wait for it ejaculate. I was reading a book from the 1800s and they used to say no, you can't. He ejaculated

Hammered on ESPN
Happy Friday. Y'all want to say first off? I'm sorry. I'm not listening to the show right now, but I've been sucked into the patent McAfee show all day because he's live on ESPN, and does hammered, as you all typically are at a live event. So, if you get a chance to watch this back, I mean, I don't know that it's the most entertaining thing, but it's damn interesting and being hammered on ESPN in Ireland. So,

Say it ain’t so
Please say it ain't so. I recall a station in Jacksonville, back in the day that changed formats and all they played back-to-back non-stop. No breaks was the doors. This Is the End. Started on a Friday did not end until Monday morning when they switched to Country. I hope it does not happen to you all Because Sean Sabrina celaine your credit to your profession. You guys are awesome. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Shawn's Monday meeting suggestions
So Sean for your firing on Monday, I'm willing to do 1 of 2 things. Uh 1. If you do a backflip and somebody records it I will give you 2 cases uh also known as a full menu of 20 year old MREs that you can do your Chef bit on secret shows with or uh, what I would suggest is to get a shirt that says Don't fire me. I'll see word. Uh those are my suggestions. Good luck.

Oddities of a dark cloud
Hey guys, with this black cloud hanging over, it's kind of odd that the guy that you guys replaced on the radio was coming back in the town. Huh.