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Hawk tuah
Hey, Sabrina, weave hot to a girl alone. She is a sweet fun kind girl and a great fall on Instagram. But uh you are coming in a little hot today with your hate on a Honey Bunches of Oats that I ate as a kid and hating on Hawk Tua. Must be that time of the month. Am I right boys?

Taco Bell item comeback
Hey guys, happy day. Sorry for the wind. Um the item that I need to bring back to Taco Bell is the bacon cheeseburger burrito. It was the best thing on the menu. It sounds a little off if you just say the title, but the bacon cheeseburger burrito was awesome.

First pitch
Good afternoon, or morning News, Junkie and crew. Uh, just want to say a little something about the hakua girl. I think she's doing a great thing. You know, you got to get the word out there. It's got to be done. You know, so she's the tip of the sword. Let's let's get that information out there to all the girls and uh just realize that's that's got to be done sometimes. So, there you go.



The plume junkie (and how to disable auto flush)
Okay, uh something about your toilet plume rant caught my attention about the kids. Do something with them chained them to something. I'm gonna Chain them up on the bike rack next to the bikes until you come out that sounds like a blast. Um, also if you want to disable that uh auto flush, all you got to do is carry a Band-Aid around in your pocket and whenever you use a public toilet, you put the Band-Aid over the infrared sensor when you sit down and then it will not flush until you pull that Band-Aid off. easy trick

Damn you Shawn now I have gone and made a mess
Damn you Sean? I was drinking my coffee. Right when you said that when you're telling your story about your Costco bathroom trip. and you said there's 4 human beings in the stall next to me and none of them are having sex. I was drinking my coffee now. It's all over my loader windshield. I they're kids Sean. They're kids. I mean really? Oh my goodness. Oh.


Ohio
So you guys are just going to casually disregard the fact that the entire state of Ohio is advertising on your show. You know not nothing specific in in general just just Ohio.

Birthdays
Yeah, my birthday is september 6th, so don't forget it.