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Mexican panic attack. Those 20 year old chicks freaking out…. This almost happened to my angel cousin at FSU
Hey guys, this is about the uh old Mexican panic attack deal. So, uh my cousin, uh, she grew up in Catholic school, you know goody 2 shoes when she was younger. I would have called her a snob but uh, she went to college at FSU right, you know second weekend their calls, her mom says she's shaking. Uh, she's nauseous. Uh, she wants to go to the hospital that she's never felt so sick and that she can't attack and uh and her mom thankfully knew exactly what was going on asked. What did you do last night? Oh, we went to this frat party. And you know, I might have Dr. Drank in a little bit of Yang or meister and she goes grab a Gatorade grab some ibuprofen and uh lie down and close all the shutters. You're hung over as heck. So I guarantee you if that if my cousin was in Mexico and that happened she would have been on a helicopter back to back to the US because she had no idea what the heck was going on so my bet they had a panic attack and Uh just lost their business and had to fly home because they didn't know what else to do because Mom and Dad wasn't there. Anyway, we we'll pop pop pop.

Why humpbacks first
Oh, I haven't talked to you guys in a while the coid boo. The reason you talked to the humpbacks first. Is look at Star Trek 4 the Voyage Home. They're the ones that saved the planet humpbacks.


FritzLane Premier and Boobs too!
Good afternoon, the fritz Lane show man. Love the new show love the format just got finished watching. So bringing on her new show fantastic boobs everywhere. It was awesome. You know, it makes me wonder you know, why why you guys were held back so long and that other uh, the Dead Guy show for so many years, uh cocaine

Easter bunny gets drunk after Easter
What's going on News Junkie? This is mullet man here, even though I've shaved my mullet, but I'm still mullet Man At Heart. Anyways heard you guys talking about your acronyms for remembering how to tune your guitar and then uh, you guys didn't say the 1 that I've always used, which was Easter Bunny gets drunk after Easter. So it's pretty good 1 just thought I had to mention that on here for you guys, um moltmann out.


Issues with google search results
What up news? Junkies Sean yesterday. You were talking about Google being a great search engine and I got a got to disagree with you man here recently. I was needing a plumber and I remember hearing on iHeart the advertisement, but I couldn't remember the name exactly. So I Googled gay plumber and know what popped up was not what I was looking for. Or was it? Okay, that's a bad joke. I'll see myself out deuces.


Capybara's at Gatorland are super adorable!

Shawn whispers like Biden…shhh
What's going down Junkies? Sean yesterday you were talking about 1 political side doing something to the other and it was an unintended thing or something like that and then afterwards you whispered like Joe Biden you're like that's not it or something like that or this isn't the case or whatever. And then today you did it again with the the whispering and I don't know like out of anything any character trait to take from Joe Biden. I don't think the whispering is the 1 to go with