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I LIKE ALIGATORS
Hey news junkies, Nick here podcast listener. Hey, I did some investigating into that alligator being tied to a fence post. Um turns out that a while back that video of the little kid at the carnival that said, I like turtles. It's him all growing up. It's all I like turtles Guy. This is crazy anyways wiggle wiggle

Algerian boxer Sorry for the spoken pronunciation!🤣
What's up, Junkies? You know the crazy thing about this story about the Algerian boxer. Is Algeria is a Muslim country and homosexuality is illegal in Algeria. So, why would they? Pick a transgender woman to represent them in the Olympics. It's easing answer they wouldn't. Period but Facebook and most of the other crazy social media has turned it into this smaller pile of nonsense over all of these crazy ass different takes that mean nothing. Anyway, just to my sense. I see you. Bye.


Mac 10
All righty loose junkies. Oh, yes. I know. It's Sabrina. Oh my God so much is going on at the beginning of this dispatch. Hold on guys. I apologize. All right. Anyway, I called to say what did I call today? Oh, yes, Sabrina, that was hilarious because when you say the Mac 10, I actually thought you were talking about the rapper. I'm like, oh, okay. She's showing like, you know her Urban side today, but no it was mocked in because then I like em 10 and Tom Cruise and I don't know it's Friday, but have a good day. Have a good week or whatever it is wiggle wiggle. Pop pop. I'm out of here. Woo.

Sperm donation
speaking of sperm donation You should watch the movie The Big Chill. To see what their solution to that is.

Genetics and sex
All these people that think they know about sex and gender have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to. Oh, look. He looks like a man. She's definitely going to be a man. It goes so much deeper. Look at not only is there a condition such as Klinefelter syndrome or Turner syndrome, but then you have these specific areas on your Y chromosome called your sexy terminant region and then even goes deeper than that where there's stuff called penetrance and expressivity of each gene about

Hate be the but actually guy, but I will ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Good day junkies podcast listener here. I was uh, listening to the show about uh, jury duty in the comic cons. Um not to be that guy but I'm going to be uh, Comic Con is just a generic term. Uh, you got to be more specific like, uh, San Diego Comic Con Because you have Megacon supercon you have conventions all over the country that are called Comic-Con. Uh, you also have like coming up in a couple weeks Tampa Bay comic convention. So it's kind of just a generic term So when you say Comic Con it's kind of like, you know Band-Aid or You know any of the generic terms we use for name brands. But other than that love the show miss you guys wiggle wiggle pop up.

Am I imagining this
Good morning afternoon evening junkies, uh quick dispatch. Just wanted to make sure I'm not imagining this. Did the guy who ranted at the audience last week that Diet Mountain Dew is a child's drink. Just tell everyone he drinks Orange High sea.