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Olympic info update from XSWIMMER
Happy Olympic Monday Junkies. Hey, I just wanted to chime in on when you're saying different countries can't have different people and stuff or compete. Uh, the thing is each event has like a qualifying standard so you could have 1 person that goes but they still have to meet that standard to be able to get into that event. They just can't be Joe Schmo. The other thing is some of these countries they have Americans that compete there because you can compete for another country if you're grandparents are from that country. So some people will take and it can't make it in the USA team, but they can move over and they can compete for Mexico or Norway because their grandparents are from there and still get to the Olympics because the USA in certain events is so good and it really helps them. So just giving you a little upset update wiggle wheel pop up.

The interpretation of my dispatch to words is hilarious. It's like Boomhaur from King of the Hill. 🤣

My embarrassing plane moment.
Good afternoon. Junkies the Mad King here. My most embarrassing moment on a plane. I had drinking vodka Gatorade and had some clam chowder as we're flying. I realized that this is not a good combination and it's coming up. So I start heading to the bathroom before I get the bathroom door open. I projectile vomited everywhere the side of the plane the bathroom the bathroom mirror

Doo doo plane
Boba Bob Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang plane my God, man. I'd be like just nose it down end it now. That's just horrific.

Karmila Harris
Every time I hear the name Carla Harris, I just think of Karma Chameleon. So here is

I've got 351,000 unread emails...


Can't stand politics already. and it's only July

Asparagus’s prediction?
So some Looney lady talks to asparagus and makes predictions and she makes the news and nobody bats an eye. I go to Publix. draw a face on a head of lettuce and start vetting about my childhood traumas and my need Fixation, and I'm the freaking weirdo make that make sense.

ONBOARD. Not ABORT
So, um, you keep talking about that abort thing and I'm pretty sure the news reporter said she texted her husband on board not abort that's been driving me insane for the last 2 hours. on board not abort