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Sent you a new song.
Okay, you guys I sent you a song Sean. based on your sample last week. Although I did cut out some of the more incendiary remarks because I don't want Secret Service knocking on my door. They were sent under my wife's email since mine was screwing up this morning, so you should have it. See you.

Rebuke
Hey guys, I've watched that video multiple times. It's disturbing. She was saying I rebuke you and the name of Jesus about him making a comment that she would actually hurt them. That's so she was literally saying the opposite of that. She was rebuking that statement of evil that came out of his mouth. Like like like she was actually going to Splash boiling water on them, you know, the little small petite woman that called the police because she thought there was a Prowler on her property. You know, that woman that's I rebuke your statement in the name of Jesus. And so what does he do because he's pure evil he shot her in the face because he's a scumbag. I pray he goes to prison. I pray he stays there for the rest of his life and I pray they turn him and to a little penile pin cushion every day of his life.

Qualify it
What up, Sean? I'm just curious because you gave a long list of things for Harris to do to kind of prove the validity of her candidacy. Right but of that list of things, I don't think Trump could check off 1 of them and he's already technically served as president. So I'm kind of confused as to the higher bar that's being set for Harris when Trump is kind of just stepping over a bar on the ground and saying I'm qualified.


Anniversary
What's going on Junkies? I just want to scream from the rooftop its my anniversary today. Happy anniversary, baby. I love you. You make this llama very very happy. And I stay winking.


Pee in a bottle
If I could just pee in a bottle. Maybe fill up 1 or 2. But if I want to to continue to pee this way, I'll have to drink Mountain Dew see I brought it back around. To uh, well, never mind twinkle let it out.



Soda splosions and saltine crackers
Hey, what's up news? Junkies? Uh, I have a question about the the exploding soda cans part that got my interest is is that they said the flight attendants a number of flight attendants have been injured by that. Are they made out of saltine crackers these flight attendants? I've had sodas explode on me before. I wouldn't call it an injury. Also put a little orange juice a little bit of that Mountain Dew makes a refreshing, uh, refreshing beverage good for uh hangovers.