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Drowning is SO QUIET
Hey junkies, regarding that drowning incident. I have to tell you it happens so fast and so quietly about 25 years ago. I was at an apartment complex pool with my son. I was sitting right near the steps and I happened to glance down and saw a small child completely submerged underwater and I'm talking not even toddler age. And so I reached down like I saw she wasn't moving at all. I reached down plucked her up out of the water and right away. She started sputtering and crying and she was okay. Thank God, her mother was just a few steps away. Her mother had been distracted literally for seconds. Nobody saw the kid getting the water. Nobody saw the kid go under the water. And if I hadn't been sitting right there that child would be dead today. So like I say it is very fast very quiet and very easy to miss.

Biden dropping out could be taken well
Hey, what's up? Junkies? Uh, sorry for the background noise driving. But uh, hopefully it stays to a tolerable level. On the topic of Biden, I think that if depending on how is if he drops out depending on how his speech goes it can it could be taken. Well, you know if he talks about how old he is and then talks about how we need young fresh energy for the country and then pivots and starts attacking Trump for his age and being out of touch. That could be a good angle. So Not that the Democrats are ever good at seizing the good angle, but I don't know if it absolutely has to be sad or or uh depressing. I think it it potentially could be positive. So we will find out good show a Google pop pop pop.

OMGGG SHAWN!! Please listen!
Oh my gosh, Sean, dude. I was blacked out drunk on tequila last night and I have no recollection of that email. So I'm sorry. I hope there's no hard feelings and uh see you later and you ain't stupid. You're the funniest guy in the show. Love you.

Biden campaign
Sup junkies. Here's my thoughts on the on this whole Biden debacle. Everything that everybody on the right or conservative side have been saying for the last couple years how his mental faculties aren't there blah blah blah conspiracy theorists all of a sudden the media catches on to it after 1 debate. Give me a break everybody that's on the left should be looking at this and be furious that they were lied to by the politicians by every major news outlet. They should be furious that they were lied to and deceived. What else are they hiding guys? What else do they hiding? You can look at it as always Joel this just happened. Give me a break. Give me a break. You should be furious if you're on the left if you're a Democrat if you're supporting Joe Biden, you should be furious that you were deceived for as long as you were deceived. I mean, it's just that's that's all it is. He's been like this for years. And now you guys are seeing it. Of course, he's going to drop out he's going to drop out and he's not going to put Kamala Kalin Harris because nobody even likes her her own party doesn't like her. Nobody likes her. They're going to put somebody else in and I want Joe Biden to stay in the race. I really really do because there's no chance. He'll win. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn't tell I'm not a Biden supporter.


Storm chaser Shawn
Hey guys, Happy Day Sean to be the worst stormchaser in the history of stormchasers 1 afraid of flying things. So as soon as he's a cow flying he's out also, he's the slowest driver on the planet. The storm would never be caught. It would not even be chased. It would just be way over there and Sean will never get there.

Twister filming
During the filming of Twister in 96 Bill Paxton and his crew witnessed an actual tornado outbreak which made it very difficult to tell the difference between reality and a movie.

Where do I send my gifts?
Hey guys, um 1 did you ever update the website so I know where to send gifts and 2 I'm not sure if you had heard this already Sean, but um a couple other movies that use practical effects like twister. Um Jaws real shark. They really needed a bigger boat Star Wars, um, believe it or not. That was actually entirely filmed in outer space, um, pretty cool a lot of big uh jumps in technology with CGI, but you know back in the day those real Productions, you know, they they were the best wiggle wiggle pop up.