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C lane for prez?
good Afternoon News junkies, Sean sealane, Sabrina just uh 1 and 2 in the theme of The presidential election if it was up to you all 3 who would be like if Cain would you be president? Just just wondering because you have my vote. All right, but if anybody else wants to be president Sabrina Sean you name it will vote you already got our support. You already got supporters here. Anyway, uh, happy Thursday, Friday Saturday and Sunday.




Birthday
News Junkie Sean spraying a ceiling and a happy Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday. I just wanted to say um, happy Thursday to y'all and that uh if I could get a happy birthday because today is my birthday, and I am working and listen to y'all. So just wanted to thank you for all the laughs lately, especially this week with Shaun's vocal practice and Winnie, uh, got super frustrated yesterday in Fritz on the street, but hope y'all are having a great Thursday. Um saline picked me for Fritz on the street next week. I hope y'all have a great rest of your day and a great Friday Saturday Sunday wiggle wiggle pop pop. Pop pop.

Hey, so pertaining to the uh. the whole customer service waitress BS that it is, um, I've never been a waiter but as a service plumber, I can guarantee you this customer service facade that we have to put on all the time to deal with even the rudest of customers takes so much out of us. It is ridiculous.

New security measures at trump’s home airport

Self conscious of voice
Hey guys. I've been a little self-conscious of my voice. But Sean you inspired me to sit in a dispatch and who cares if I sound a little like Morgan Freeman. I'm going to work on my vocal warm-up exercises.