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Why Sparky Sharky can fly.
Hey there News Junkie. So fun fact, the reason that Daniel actually went flying when he was struck by lightning wasn't due to the force of the lightning hitting his body, but actually due to the force of his own muscles Contracting and the contraction of these muscles can be so great that it can even snap bones when it happens. So little fun fact for you today.

Talk about stuck in your head!
Hey there. Junkie. So talking about things that get stuck in your head about once a week. I just randomly have a thought of beach bash. It uh, it lives rent free in my head, and I just crack up laughing every time it comes along into my thoughts, and I wanted to share that. So, thank you. Bye.

Kill the rabbit
another day with the stupid jingle stuck in my head smart bunny smart bunny stupid bunny hate the bunny smart bunny kill the bunny smart bunny. You're not funny.


Mobile Gaming & Gacha
Hey News, Junkie. So yesterday you were talking about mobile games. Um, yeah, they're designed to get you addicted and uh spending money not not those free to play ones 1 gen called gotcha gets his name from the little vending machines that spit out the little ball capsules over the random toys. So over in Japan's called gotcha Pond, but it's random mechanics and uh, you can get luck of the draw and they they normally feature anime, uh, White foods and husbandos. So it's not unheard of for suspend thousands upon thousands of dollars. Uh, and those are the whales me. I'm a little baby dolphin. I'll spend money here and there, but I'm I'm not spending. Thousand dollars. But anyway, this is uh later.

Covid for my birthday
Hey guys, happy day. Um yesterday was my birthday. And uh all I got from my birthday was coid. Is there any chance that either any of you would pick me for Fritz on the street to hopefully make my birthday a little better?

Why is no one addressing this?
You know, nobody is addressing this and I keep bringing it up and know it's ignored. a sitting president and a former president have 2 different levels of secret service coverage. A former president does not get the level of security detail from the Secret Service that is sitting president does and the slack is supposed to be picked up by local law enforcement and on a larger event. Sometimes private contractors are higher than paid for so I don't hear anybody talking about this. So I just hear that the secret service failed so Let me know where I'm at here.

Politician with dog (better photo)

Prime Day lies! Many more lies put there.

Trumps ear bandage size opinion
Hey junkies, podcast listener. Um, y'all are talking about how large the bandages on Donald Trump's ear. I'm a nurse and I just have to say ears are not easy to bandage. They're weirdly shaped. They got a lot of crevices. So I have a feeling they probably just did the best that they could to cover everything both front and back and it's always better to cover more than less and you know, you don't want your wound hanging out. So I think that probably contributing to the size. Just try to put a bandit on your own ear.