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Final Dispatch?
Hey News, Junkie crew. I just wanted to say that I hope this is the final dispatch in that Sean will think this is the best 1. Have a great weekend guys.

Hawk tuah was said in the 90s
So I don't see why this hot tub a girl is getting so much attention for her little phrase. Because actually that's affects. Did it back in the mic check song? Or mic checka actually and like 38 39 seconds said to the song they say the same thing so it's been out there for a while. Just saying wiggle wiggle pop pop.




You’re not tougher than Shawn!
Haha, what's going down junkies? I like the dispatcher who is busting your balls Sean about being afraid of things that could kill you right or harmful Reginald ludicrous. That is not afraid of sharks biting you you're afraid sir. Good Lord.

Rick Scott is the WORST
And I know that you don't like politics blah blah blah. Seriously just here a Rick Scott attack ad. about Biden's attack on Medicare when that Skeletor looked literally oversaw the largest Medicare fraud in the history of the country. I seriously don't even understand how these flavor lies can even make it to air and I sincerely hope that memory are not that short and everyone remembers exactly what that POS did and that everything that comes out of his mouth is a complete effing lie.

A brain teaser
if a pregnant woman swimming in the water doesn't that technically make her a submarine? I don't know. and uh, sorry Sabrina about that photo I made that a long time ago. I just thought I'd throw it up there.

Live events
Hey news junkies, Jilly, babe here. I'm so disappointed to hear about the suits complaining about the live show. I actually laughed so hard to the point that I said. I definitely want to go to the next 1 and then they turn around and did that so I guess I won't be going to the next 1 wiggle pop pop.