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Funny or strange names
Hey guys, it's my middle name is really strange its five letters starts with j and ends with t and it's not Janet. This is how I live my life doing this. It is joette joette. But you couldn't have guessed it. Have a nice day.

I partied too hard. Worth the injury
Hello junkies, man. I had a blast at Whiskey Kitchen. I started at the monsters event and moved over to Whiskey Kitchen, and I guess I start taking shots, so I got a little sweetie ski, and I took a tumble. I fell and sprained my ankle and got nasty road rash on the other leg. So I have some memory philia. Hey, you know what I had fun, so, thanks guys. Bye.


Middle name
Yo junkies. Yeah, I got no connection to my first name, which is Joshua I go by my middle name, which is Dane which is why I go by danger was given that nickname a long time ago and I just kind of stuck but yeah, like Josh just didn't fit me and sorry Pinkman. Junkie, please.

Lose weight with shaun
Good morning monsters. This is just your comment on weight loss to a govie and all the other whatever tips and tricks are new fans that are out there. You know, where it's really great Weight Watchers. My wife has lost 30 lbs since the beginning of this year and I swear to God I could be easier just watching her. It's just watching what you eat. Like don't over do it people. You're going to lose weight. You just got to stay on the boat don't like go swimming to fudge Island and eaten all the chocolate palm trees. Anyway, that's my two cents store.

Name namin
Spell that the name Jana short for Janine and the only time that I ever heard Janine growing up with but I was in trouble as an adult then my mom wanted to introduce has Jeanine and I'm like, why would you do that? You never called me back. But anyway, but Jan throughout my life a different time because of the show and then because of the movies that came out later when people find out my name is Gianna here Marsha, Marsha Marsha, and it's kind of annoying, but I still like my name. It's alright anyway, love you.

The big red dog!
Well, you know Sabrina at least your name isn't Clifford like the Big Red Dog, which also happens to be my middle name. And my first name is James. So

No middle name
Hey guys, happy day. Sorry for the noise. I'm driving a dump truck on I-4 and think I've had this conversation before we even discussing middle names. I actually do not have a middle name and my brother does not have one either. It's just an initial letter C for me and letter H for him that's on our birth certificates. Not an actual name just an initial.

On a Tuesday
Not good that it's 11 23 on a Tuesday and the suits are probably in a super important to me. However, it needs to be highlighted to them that despite the many hurdles. Y'all had to clear on Friday. You did and you rock the show you captivated the audience. You kept our attention. You kept people tuned in across the country that's pleasing advertisers and making the gears in the machine turn. Right. So if anything they should be coming down on y'all. I should be smiling looking to clear calendar space you can schedule more Live Events go back tire and stuff and put it into a harder next time.

Hi to my three best friends. Just wanted to say I was at Whiskey Kitchen under that hot Florida sun and it was such a nice atmosphere. Everybody was partying and getting along. Everybody was upbeat and with the world the way it is now. It was such a fun occasion to see everybody having a good time with you free in the league. That's my opinion. wiggle wiggle pop.