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Celebrity encounter with Elton John
Good day, news, junkies my actual celebrity encounter is a 1984. Um we had backstage passes and meet and greet with Elton John um at the Hollywood sportatorium. It was a cool event. He was a lot shorter than I expected him to be. Um, but he was still a really nice guy to talk to and got to know us, you know through conversation is And such. Have a great day later, guys.

I have had three celebrity interactions in my lifetime
What's going on News? Junkie crew, I've had 3 celebrity interactions in my life. There was 1 time at osfest back in like 98 I met Tom Maria the lead singer of Slayer Uh, I was also an extra in the water boy movie and I got to meet Adam Sandler and got him to autograph. My Yankees hat and then there was this 1 time. I met this guy at a just okay party. His name is Shawn Watson.

Mrs. Doubtfire!
Scotty Long duk Dong here? When I was a kid, I was at, uh, Disney World and uh, getting off, Splash Mountain. And as I was getting off Splash Mountain, Robin Williams was waiting to get onto the ride when they switch over and I look over and he does the Robin Williams or the Missed Out Fire. That is my. Celebrity story. See.

Rate my blank!
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, uh, this 1 time it must have been in like, the early 2000s. Um, I was in the Detroit airport and the person going through the security right in front of me. Was the 1 and only. George Clinton and you can't mistake that guy. And I actually really enjoy the uh the Parliament Funkadelic and I was trying to be cool. So I didn't even say anything. I just kind of gave him the the, what's up knob? Like I knew who he was and he said, what up, dog? Boom, made my day.

Celebrity and cream
Okay, 2 things celebrity interaction, I met Jeff Foxworthy in an airport when I was like, 8 years old, which was a huge deal because he was super funny to an 8-year-old. Um, cream of the pie. I think that's a better analogy for something, being good than cream of the crop. What is the cream of the crop? And how do you grow cream? I want to stop saying the word cream. So have a great day. Bye.


My data and it’s my $
If it's my data, I should make some money off of my data. I know my data is already out there I really don't care but If they're selling my data and making money off of that, I should make some money too.

Got my sample ballot and I get to vote for Antonio Pizza unless his challenger wants to go on TNJ to convince me otherwise

As a parent and husband of a teacher

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
Wazzzaaaaaappp! One year I went to Warped Tour at a Six Flags. Figured we would do the theme park thing and then go watch some bands. I was sitting on the rollercoaster ready to take off when there was a commotion at the front. Mark and Tom from Blink-182 had been moved up to the front and got on the ride! Afterwards, they hung around and gave autographs for a few minutes. I had the photo they take from the ride with them in it, but not sure whatever happened to it. Nice guys [Crowd Cheering]