This is the official first Secret Show. We talk about the mistake show that we didn't post and suggest posting it in the future. Sabrina quickly says tits and many other curse words. Clane debuts the Secret Show song. We watch the Chuck Berry porn where he farts in a hookers face. Clane tells the hard tits story. We talk about the squirrel mascot James Squirrel Jones. Sabrina draws an asky dick and more.