What's up junkies? I just showed the video of the bird crashing through the windshield to my mom, and she just responded back with that guy. Seems unflappable. The best punt I've heard.

Hey junkies so it's so funny. You said that lady emailed you cuz I was talking to my girlfriend a couple days ago and we were talking about uh Jersey Mike's. And you know they opened a Jersey Mike's up by us whatever. And she goes, oh yeah, the News Junkie was talking about. Uh, go to the website and get get the subs and she's like, maybe I can get a Jersey, Mike stuff. I've never had 1 and I said, no, they're not Subs, he's talking about subscriptions to the secret show. It had me dying. And now someone says, they thought the same thing. I thought it was only her, but that's hilarious. Guys, love the show and stick it to the suit. Screw them, guys, man, you all rock later.

Hey news, junkies it's Mike. I'm an Uber driver. and, People. So strong cologne perfume. It makes me dizzy. It's terrible. I want to throw up. I got to air out my vehicle after they leave. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Oh, come on, man. Um, that's how I grew up. We bugged and asked our neighbors for everything. We were neighborly, we asked to, to jump in their pools to grab oranges off their trees. We took care of each other. Um, perfect example of how I grew up um that scene from Sandlot on the 4th of July when everybody came together and barbecued and and and celebrated together, that's how I grew up man. I guess if some people they forgot how to uh to go back to that, that community that, that small community, that took care of each other. And, uh, just to be neighborly, man. It's I don't know, the kid did nothing wrong in the neighborhood. Did nothing wrong hippie out.

Hey junkies. So my son started, his own little car wash business this year. As he was leaving school, he would stop at people's houses and knock on the doors. See if they were interested in getting their car washes for like 20 bucks, he'd bring the soap, the sponges all the good stuff just needed a hose with some water to get it done. And he's actually done fairly well so far, the other day, he was leaving school and him, and his friends were trying to drum up some business for next week. And the gentleman was very polite at the house that he didn't need his services. So my son said, okay, thank you. God bless and have a great day. The gentleman turn around and gave him 15 bucks, just for being so polite. Hope you all have a great day.

So my heart take with this kid, asking his neighbors for, uh, food. Um, how many times do you grill stuff? You know, you're cooking for your family and you don't have leftovers. You know, I don't think anyone's a horrible person. Like I think the neighbors did decent thing about giving him some chips or something like that, but weren't they lying? I mean, I feel like every time I grow or my family grows, there's always like a few pieces of meat left over. Like we don't eat everything that we cook but I don't know. Maybe that's just my family.