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Spit
so the old thing doesn't exactly work the same with checks. What's the weather check filter over did they write to the VA immediately knew what was coming next jumped-up punch me in the face and said hell, no.

Boeing issues
Good soon-to-be after Morning News junkies. Hey, I'm thinking with all the stuff going on with Boeing right now. They must have really hot to eat on that government thing to be able to still be flying. Okay. Later.


Hey Jacquees. Today is the beginning of weather Woody season weather Woody. That's right. It's the weatherman have had nothing to talk about but now they're getting all excited about the weather would he's come out to bring another whether women can get weatherwood. He's also wiggle wiggle pop pop.


Spit
So that whole thing doesn't exactly work the same with a chick. But the check over did they write to the BH she immediately knew it was coming next jumped-up punch me in the face and left.

Lynn the mime follow up and Blink-182 show last night!!
Hey guys. I got two things for your first of all went to Blink-182 last night. Absolutely at the concert majority of the audience was in their mid-to-late thirties and early forties, which is hilarious. And then of course the younger crowd was was down in the pit, but the stages in the round they rotated around so they got to like perform in front of all the sides. It was awesome. So now I really dispatch to talk about real fast call back yesterday the length of mine story from SeaWorld. I used to work at SeaWorld years and years and years ago. I worked with Lyn at one of the theaters that he was at Lynn's one of the coolest guys you'll ever talk to have some incredible stories. He does talk like that. He takes forever to get to it. So the security guard that stopped him is a sergeant. That is notorious. For being a complete ass hole just because and it happened in this case when he went into HR to tell them what happened to Sergeant actually fabricated the story told him that that Lynn threw his electric bike at him and and cursed at him and all this other stuff. The only thing when did was say something under his breath about the sergeant. That's it. Lynn has been riding his bike backstage at SeaWorld for decades. He does it all the time. It's nothing new. He just ran into an asshole Sergeant. Okay, that's it. I'm done. Have a good weekend.

Yes, I'm pandering
K junkies shout out to my favorite team on this beautiful Friday ceiling you are the wonderful king of modern fathering you make Jackson April Prince every single day Sabrina, you are the queen of sexiness smartness and talents and Suites Sean. You are our consistency Captain you are the man who is never wrong and you were the guy who is going to send me one of those for really cute magnets because I love you all so much. Have a wonderful weekend.


Big empty room
Hey guys, not to beat a dead horse, but I really wish I heart wouldn't have done that Sean. You really look bored and lonely in that room. Still love the show though. Have a great weekend.