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Cockfighting 101. Also, had to re-record this a couple times after saying cock riding instead of cockfighting
Hey news junkies. So cock fighting is super popular over in the Philippines that we ate his love our blood Sports from crickets and spiders all the way up the horses and something to go with the family one time and one of my relatives granny cock fighting arena and so pretty familiar with that gas. Those are the blades that they tie onto the Spurs of the fighting roosters. And the I'm assuming it's a misspelling but should be sparring mops think of it as like punching gloves that you put on to the Spurs of the rooster so they don't hurt each other when they're training. I want to watch my uncle fight some of his roosters and I was down in the pit. My mom look at me is like wow, you actually went down in there. Those things can turn around and jump at you and cut you up. I guess all is well that ends. Well, anyways, I later.

Frustrating car break-in. Criminals are stupid.
Hey junkies, I'm on the podcast you guys were talking about whether or not you've ever had anyone robbed you or break in your car. Well, I did years ago. I was living in New Jersey and back when people still use an actual GPS like Garmin device. I left mine on the dashboard someone broke in and stole it. The frustrating part is that it was a cloth Top Jeep and instead of someone just unzipping the damn Jeep and taking it. They broke a broomstick in half and shoved it through my plexiglass windows to rip open my cloth top jeep. So I had to then get a whole new. criminals are stupid

Long legs
I was really worried that the phone number on the billboard for the long legs promotion was just going to be out.


The best way to describe Shawn’s political philosophy
super-mega Watson

Basic meat tips from the
Where's regular beef such as steaks and things like that. You can eat them rare all day long. Heck I see people eating raw. When it comes to ground beef if it runs through a grinder and it's much more exposed area to build e-coli and other you know, not so yummy things that you don't want on your burger which is why they suggest at least a medium rare on a burger. Some people say medium. I say medium rare, but as far as steaks, especially like when it gets into like filet mignons and Prime ribs. I want to know what that cows name is because it's still new in. Anyways, just my little too big chicken. You got to be careful with you don't want to know thinking that chicken, but I same with pork anyway call Bob.

Ten commandments law is a BOGO
Deshawn you are right. It does not say separation of church and state anywhere in the Constitution. It does address it to an extent in the First Amendment saying that Congress shall make no Law of Motion state religion, which are getting a buy one get one on this Louisiana law. It's embracing Jewish and Christian values. So it's a buy one get one free when win

Other words that are not a good idea to say don't worry I just use the first letter of them
Hello junkies. So another word I thought of you could probably say it but it's probably good idea not to is the r-word even though I think I have heard Sean maybe say but not in reference to an actual person just a thought being that way and other things are you know, and other racial slangs probably not a good idea to say. All right. Thank you drink a lot. It's out.