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15 drinks a day challenge
Hey Sean, the problem with the 15 drinks a day. Technically unlimited but it's generally 15 drinks a day. People take that as a challenge. So day 1 they try and get their 15 drinks Day 2. They try and get their 15 drinks. Most of the time people are can find that their cabin by day 3. And then maybe day 4, they start acting like a responsible adult, but some people don't. So this is what you get, 15 drinks a day is a lot of drinks.

Vasectomy advice
Hey junkies. Um, I heard you guys talking about vasectomies and I just wanted to say 1 Thing. Once you get it done, get a jock strap and in the slot where you're supposed to put the cup, put a bag of ice. It'll stay right on there. I've I've I've gone through this uh, twice actually and it only takes this the actual operation only takes maybe 10 minutes, you'll do fine.

Hey news junkies. So I I had a BCT me about 5 years ago. I'm 42. Um, I went to the guy on the with the Billboards, all down the highway. It was great. It was easy. Simple, dude. Put down his coffee. Did the thing I was I think it was 17 minutes total. Very painless, I would do it yearly if I had to and yes, you can, uh, number 3, afterwards. And it's fine. Maybe a little bloody. Keep up the work, guys.

Vasectomy
What's up C Lane? Yo, the vasectomy is easy. Um, I went home and wanked it and curiosity got the best of me I guess. But besides that, get yourself some Whitey tidies man. Because if they're flopping around, it's no bueno.

The big snip!
Saline. Good luck with the big old snit, brother. It's the best damn thing you're ever going to do in your life. Let me tell you. It sucks for like 15 minutes. That's about it. You'll find the rest of the day, you're a little sore, the next morning, just make sure you don't pick your kid up for a day or 2. That's about it. Once you get that all clear and you know for a fact you're shooting blanks Brother, you don't even know. Best love making of your life. My wife's into it too. My vasectomy, not yours. Your wife will be in your Zone I promise.

Road trip update Michigan 27 degrees

What's up News Junkie? I couldn't help, but notice that y'all did not mention the queen of rap, Nicki Minaj's birthday. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

shrimp lobster rolls from Ole Red



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