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Divorce rate increase
What up news? Junkies, I'm having to make this uh dispatch from a corner of the house where somebody can't hear me. But the divorce rate thing. I'm still on this, I'm telling you if this ditty bitch runs her mouth about tater tots 1 more freaking time Just 1 more time. Doll is going to take. That's all I got deuces.

so funny thing about that divorce stat Shawn

Go see Swan Lake! This is such a lame title..
Hey guys, I hope you're having a great Friday. Oh my God, these stupid dogs. I love dogs, it's not my neighbors. Um, if anyone's looking for a good date night this weekend, um, the Swan Lake is playing at the Dr. Plet Center Performing Arts and we went last night and it was so beautiful and I only cried 1 3 and a half times. Um the halftime was because I my guy was like, man, what's your problem? And I was like, I'm just appreciating the ballet. Okay. And he pulled out a lapel from his pocket even though he was wearing 1 but it was a light color and he pulled out a black 1 because I guess he knew that I was going to cry and I'm just going to get all my mascara all over it so probably threw it away afterwards. Anyway, I miss you guys so much and I can't wait to see you again. I don't know why I said that but okay. Bye love. You don't know why I said that either.

Swastika flag - "Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears"
So, I was listening to the story about the American flag with the hidden swastika. That was found in that Ohio congressman's office and this response. This, the these latest stories about it being a camera trick, it made me think about a quote from George Orwell's 1984. And that quote is the party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final most essential command I don't know, maybe when these guys show us who they are, instead of jumping through hoops and doing all these mental gymnastics to explain it away, maybe we should just believe them and acknowledge the fact that Open displays of bigotry have become way more rampant. In recent years and confront it head-on.

Mail box money from Facebook

Sora AI
What's up junkies? Yeah. Now they got all these guard rails up so you can't really do anything. But before they did. I had Betty White talk about how good of the D I gave her. And uh, it was pretty great, it saved to my phone but it when I posted it you know, a couple days after I posted it, you know, disappeared. But I got it. Betty, White loves.

7 foot iguana.
Hey guys, podcast listener here. So I'm a little late. I remember, growing up on the islands, we used to have iwana the all kinds of sizes and I remember, as a young men trying to catch us 7 foot Iana, And regretting it, that thing will whip you and you will be feeling that for a while. I remember having marks on my back because once you think you have it that that tail goes to whipping and it'll make you pay for it.

Hello, news junkies, what's going on? Hey, I'm just talking about this. Shutdown. What does it mean when people are working for free? I call it slavery. I swear to God, I heard TSA people who are not getting paid singing spirituals last night. That's how bad it's getting. They didn't get their checks yesterday. So it's going to get worse.


You should have seen the reactions from wearing this shirt at Disney!!!

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