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Chinese Pet AI
I noticed 1 Thing, the Chinese AI isn't telling the humans to not eat the dogs.

Animals
First off Sean, I want to say happy. Belated birthday. Secondly, I don't know about talking to animals, man. That dog just shot that lady. Giving the ability to talk, we might just find out, they want to kill us but learning to use weapons now. So No. All right, thank you. The Elder out.

Dog AI
I noticed 1 Thing, the Chinese AI isn't telling the humans to not eat the dogs.

Thank you thank you
Now I know what that old lady felt like after waiting her whole life for a Taco Bell I feel like I've been waiting a long time for the News Junkie app to return and it seemed to do. So in spectacular fashion I love new love outs on. Thank you.

I'm from New York but sound like a redneck
Good Afternoon News, Junkie crew. Talking about accents being around, people being in a place for so long. You kind of adapt to the way they are and the way they talk. Believe it or not, I'm from New York. I know I sound like a redneck up and down here for 30 years, but this is what happens to people.

Exited for new things…. And accents
Yoki CHS. I just want to check in real quick on the subject. Y'all was talking about you know being excited about new things coming into your area. Uh I know I could probably speak from my buddy. Uh insecure walrus up here in the Nashville area recently. We was, at least, not myself, I'm sure he might have been as well, but I was super excited to hear about In and Out Burger coming in our neck of the woods up here. Around the Yonder Nashville Parts. Sorry about my accent. I haven't dispatched in a while. Uh, if y'all don't recognize my voice or nothing, but I, I moved up here in Nashville a couple years ago, Sean and just done, totally picked it up. So, this is how I speak now, and I love in and out. So those are 2 facts about me. Tip your burger maker.

don't forget about sinkholes Shawn!
Hey everybody. Happy today. Sean, you really got a knock on some wood there saying you're never going to die in a cave. Cuz sink. Holes are a thing in Florida and they're terrifying. Okay? I love you goodbye.

Sean in a cave
Hey News Junkie, what are you talking about, man? You would cry if they were out of bourbon at Van Henry. So, um, man, I don't want to hear it. You'd be the first 1 crying. If you were stuck in a cave for 10 minutes, you're a little bitch.

Just some love for the new app
I'll tell you what, life's like. It's like having no warmth within it on your nose. It's like running into your main bitch, with your hoe, it's like, putting Vaseline on a strip of hole. It's like some hard ass work and this, you know, it's like having a million bucks when all you want. Is 1 love. It's like having 1 love when all you want is 1 boss. It's like asking why and they just say because it's like looking back and wondering what was? It's like trying to figure out how you got so fucked. It's like spinning your wheels in the mud, you just stuck. It's like you got smacked and then you hear dog to put it. Simply it's like a kick in the nuts. It's like yelling something mean in the crowd and bro, it's like a fucking themed living without a spoon. It's like, it's got to stop quick fast. Cuz it's just like a clock that's about to go. Boom stand right there and hear me alive mic. And let me tell you how to get your mind right. You think it's all cheers cash and Limelight will let me your ears and let me tell you what life's like so stand right there and hand me a live mic and let me tell you how to get your mind right, you think it's all, cheers cash and I'm like, pulling me your ears. And let me tell you what life's like, it's like the sour ass bitch and mother of your child is like driving all day. Breaking down the last mile, it's like selling 9. You can pop them the last 5, like they think it's so okay. If they got to whack style, it's like death and taxes are the only thing that's real. It's like I'm a slave. Sign that crap deal. It's like I bleed and bleed. Till I just can't feel. It's like I need to sell weed just to pay the bills. It's like a fucking dog that's giving his tail chases. Like you know, your fucking I feel safe. Yeah your ass is stuck. Just like a stalemate. It's like it's in your mouth all week after the sale date. It's like a NeverEnding Story of anger, hate and pain. It's like you know you smash but can't remember her name. It's like you need. Laugh. When you complain it's like you're looking at the dude. Who knows? It's about to change stand right there and hand. Me a lie mic and let me tell you how to get your mind right? You think it's all tears cash and Limelight will let me your ears and let me tell you what life's like so stand right there and hand me a lie mic and let me tell you how to get your mind right. You think it's all? Cheers, cash and Lime Light will let me your ears and let me tell you what. Life's like it's like taking 10 hits to X and getting blitzed. It's like the finest chick you ever laid down with its like the sweetest piece of pie you ever. It's like living in a fly mind State. It's like, it's all Love. No, such thing as haters like all your favorite foods. When you go to make a plate, it's like the feeling you get when, you know, you can't be touched. It's like revealing the spin, but I love it so much. It's like a barrel full of cash. Got left at your door. It's like you step on the stage and they just screaming for more. It's like the greatest High not chemically. It's like there's no lies. Only truth and proof. It's like it's all free. There's no need for loot. It's like, we all see. There's no need to shoot. It's like it's bomb weed with no Seas to poop. It's like we at the party. There's a fire on the roof. So, stood, right there. And I've told you what life's like. So, head out there and go get your mind right. Be about your cash. Fuck ass in Limelight and keep trying to grasp what's in your eyesight. So you stood right there, and I told you what? Life's like, so head out. There we go. Get your mind right. Be in my joke ass. Fuck ass in line like Keep trying to grasp what's in your eyesight. So you stood right there, and I told you what? Life's like, so head out. There it go. Get your mind, right. Be about your cash. Fuck ass in Limelight and keep trying to grasp what's in your eyesight. So you stood right there, and I've told you what? Life's like, so head out. There it go. Get your mind, right. Be about your cash book ass in Limelight and keep trying to grasp what's in your eyesight.