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Atsuko Okatsuka
Hey there news junkies happy Monday. I'm sorry. I have to chime in. Uh the comedian's name is atsko. Okata. And uh I have seen her live. She's pretty pretty funny. Uh but I do not blame her for not wanting to perform in Saudi because I mean God forbid a woman opens her mouth in Saudi Arabia. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

In reference to that one lady
I don't think that those pool workers are like, I don't think they died. The news article, they're going to say they die. You know, when I look at death, just looking at I don't think they died.

Little Caesar’s puffffffs
Good afternoon, Junkies. Those Puffs from Little Caesars are straight, fire have a good weekend, happy Friday.

Did she say “ let’s not normalize death?”
Did I hear that right? Did that woman say, let's not normalize death? I'm pretty sure death is about as normal as it gets.

Open carry people need to do their research and know the rules
Happy weekend News. Junkie crew. Open carry big fan of it when they let the concealed carry go without permit. I was a big fan of that too. My advice to people is do your research. If you're going to open carry, learn where you can and cannot open carry and consequences of refusing to leave and establishment. Say, a restaurant does not want you to have your gun. If you do not leave, that is felony trespass with a firearm. So, Do your research on it.

Gross
Why post a picture? Of a ton of blood in a pool. Oh my gosh. We're like perpetuating this. Awful culture of looking at badass online and normalizing it. I love you. And I know that it's like, oh, it's a show and, and it's all kitchen newsy stuff, but, like, gross, it's not normalized. Death and looking at it. Bye.

A little less STABBY????
What job does your son have? That's a little less stabbing now.

Panera bread language in other job scenarios
Hey, this is Cajun Chris. I'm a relatively new listener but I was listening to Them think about the Panera Bread lady. And I was trying to think about a situation in my job. I work in hospice. Can you imagine other jobs where we have to walk in and use language like that? Could you imagine me walking into a house? for 1 of my families is saying, listen, I represent hospice and the brand Sit down. Be quiet. Get out. It just got me going down that rabbit hole. Y'all have a good Friday.

Josh
Josh from 1, Josh to another. I just want to thank you for coming in to work today and uh always being there to fill in for Sabrina's millionth day off. Have a blessed Friday sir.

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