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$5 to Forrest venmo says you won't show this. My helper didn't show, just got an "I'm sorry" text.

Wife brought this to porch where I was listening to you. It's Salmon Cream cheese too

My lunch is tasty, but pathetic…

A buffalo chicken leg, some strawberries and a lemonccello la Croix to wash it down. Sorry I ate the chicken

My helper hasn't shown yet today so, allllll byyyyy myyyyy saallllff!



Rate My Lunch Hot honey chicken salad from Publix

Same lunch everyday junkies letsss eat!

K cars are crazy
I think if you jump into 1 of these little K cars right now especially on the highway, yeah, you're definitely putting your life in your hands. I mean, we're already seeing a jump in deaths with pedestrians versus Vehicles. It's ridden 30%. The last 10 years because vehicles are just getting bigger. They're not getting smaller. They're getting bigger. So you get 1 of those little K cars, you're going to get crushed. But I will say this just tooling around town, you know, got to drive a block away, something like that. You're not reaching speeds over 35, 40 miles an hour, shoot, go ahead do what you want. Wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,