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Road trip to Michigan, woke up In Charleston WV. TNJ shirt for the win! Pattywhakk


Elf on a shelf variations
Okay, and the Christmas tradition of The Elf on the Shelf. We've all heard the horn, a drawer variation. How many other variations have you heard of it? Got Spock and a sock. Perkins Spock in a, Birkenstock Spock with a Glock. Definitely a Star Trek theme going on there a kockat on a Glock and Spiel a salmon on a Hammond. That's an organ for you. Non musicians, a mensch on a bench, baby. Yoda on a Vigoda DeLorean on the Mandalorian. And how many more can we come up with here? Go?

Somali cuisine: Bariis is AMAZING!!!

my friend raises money for people and it never takes this long

Leaving you a dispatch while the show continues to play
Years. You guys have watched these uh, videos online of people on TV messing up because they got 1 thing going on in their ear. That's not supposed to be there. Well, as I am leaving this dispatch. Mr. Watson. I am literally listening to the show playing the background at a higher volume than I was watching it while leaving this. So I'm wondering if it's going to come out over the dispatch also. So anyway, it's a uh, Galaxy, uh, Android phone and, you know, more than that call my grandkids. Because yes, I'm 55 years old and I don't give a damn about that stuff. Anyway, love the show. Keep it up. Hope to come in again and do the, uh, Producer. Today thing again. Sometime catch y'all later. Oh.

Thinking of a song
Hey there. Junkies. What's happening? Happy Friday. So the story about the old man with the GoFundMe. All I keep playing in my head is that Alanis Morisette song died the next day, let's hope that doesn't happen for him. Hopefully, he can enjoy a little bit of that money but godspeed, bye guys.

Hey, I just had a quick question for the millionaire grandpa. I didn't know if he was accepting any applications, uh, you know, due to his Newfound riches. Uh, maybe a chauffeur bodyguard uh, caretaker housekeeper, you know, anything. Uh, that he might need. I'm here for you man.