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Speaking about Amazon, about 2 years ago. I ordered some, uh, flea pills for my dog, but they sent me a giant butt. Plug the size of a small Yeti cup. I did not keep it, they told me not to send it back but I did throw that 1 away.



Best chuck norris joke
Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just known as the islands.

Amazon order that was a big error
I ordered something from Amazon for about 12 dollars last year, right before biker week. And got 15, really nice embroidered, Harley-Davidson blue, jean shirts. I contacted everyone in my neighborhood. I contacted Amazon. They said it was their mistake. And that I could keep them. So I sold them in about 400 dollars off of them and somebody got my 12 dollar order I guess. So I tried but uh, they said they're mistake.

Free stuff
Hey guys, Happy Day, right? At the start of coid, we ordered a portable, uh, barbecue grill to take on the boat with us, and they were doing curbside, pickup, place the order to get there. They bring it out to us, load it in our truck. And right, as we close the door, my fiance gets an email saying that the order has been canceled because it's out of stock and we drove away with a free barbecue grill.

Chuck Norris
Hey, what's up news? Junkies you know, Chuck Norris actually died like 70 years ago. Death, finally got the balls to let him know. Rip Chuck, we go. Wiggle, pop pop.

Trying to do the right thing amazon
Hey guys. Talking about getting extra things from Amazon. I had ordered my mom Corinthian Bell, wind chimes for Mother's Day a few years back and they had sent me 2, which I had secretly wanted to order 1 for myself anyway. Um, but I did try to do the right thing I contacted Amazon and kind of got passed around a little bit. Um, it wasn't as easy to do returns back then, and, um, yeah, they ended up finally the person who I ended up getting to talk with was basically like you know, it's more work for us to um, come get it for from you than for you to just keep it and you didn't have to pay for it, you know, like basically the other like, Hush Hush, it's okay. So I did try to do the right thing though. And also, I am that person who has had to go back into Publix because I forgot that the kitty litter was underneath the cart. Um, Yeah, my oldest daughter says that she still remembers the time when we were, I was first single mom, and she was like, 5 and I walked back in and returned it and, or paid for it. And, um, that she was like, that was money. We could spend on ice cream but she says she still remembers it and that I it was cool for her to see me. Do the right thing. Anyway, I love you guys. Bye.

5 guitars delivered
Yeah, my daughter. This is evil. I uh, my ex-wife. Was wanting me to teach her daughter how to play guitar. Then asked me what was the best guitar for her. So I said a BC Rich acoustic guitar, anyhow, she ordered 1 and she got 5 of them through Amazon. All different colors. So she picked out the other colors and sent the rest of them back, and they got the destroyed, she could have kept all 5. They don't they don't keep stuff like that. Because they sold already.

Amazon packages
Good morning junkies. Um I was renting a house and I guess the person before me was like buying stuff on Amazon and selling it and there was packages coming in on the regular and it was me and my daughter who was at the time and 21 I guess. But um Amazon never wanted to return anything. They're like just keep it. So as the boxes started coming and I'm I'm talking maybe 10 or 15 total. I just started wrapping them as Christmas presents and did not open them. So I had no idea what was in them and that was 1 of the funnest Christmases we had as adults um, because we were all surprised as to what my daughter was opening. And it ranged from like cheap earrings to a tenth to a laptop holder. I mean it was just the most random stuff, but they never wanted it back. So I just try to have fun with it. Have a good weekend.