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Cracker Barrel was an inside job.
Hey junkies, uh thinking about the Cracker Barrel debacle. if they had done any analysis or test groups, maybe changed 1 location. Somewhere in the south. Just to see what the feedback would have been. Maybe they would have seen that. That was not a good idea. Which leads back into was it just a hoax? To get free advertising and free marketing. Also, Sean, you were talking about the 700 million dollar um rebranding. That's every sign, every apron, every name tag everywhere in the restaurant plus just changing the entire restaurant, the money kind of adds up. When you look at all the locations they have. Thanks guys. Wiggle. Wiggle. Pot. Pot, pot.

Sitting in my mail truck in Flagstaff, listening to Shawn dunk on Arizona, knowing he thinks all of Arizona is Phoenix.

The Home Depot "Ring of THEFT!"
What up junkies John, I was looking at the Home Depot story and it said, they had over 600. Thefts for 10 million. Dude, that's a 160 Grand a pop. What what the does does Home Depot in California? Sell houses. What the hell are these people still in for over 160 Grand each time? It's like damn, man, that's crazy.

Hey, this is Chuck. From Chuck-E-Cheese. The real Chuck. I'm not an impersonator. I love you guys. Come on down and get some pizza.



Dustin’s Bbq
Sean, thank you for the clarification. I was worried big fan. Love you guys.

Dustin from Dustin’s bbq who went to school with me?
Hey, I'm not pretending. This is Dustin from Dustin's, BBQ.


Dustin from Dustin’s bbq
Hey, this is Dustin from Dustin's barbecue. I was told somebody was talking about me, call me a spoiled brat. I'd like to get to the bottom of this.

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