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Frying pans and Cracker Barrel

TSA can’t have this now!
Good day news. Junkies. This is Miami native, Mike. The problem with the butane. and the aerosol cans is pressure, the pressure of the Uh, units can explode in high altitudes. Later guys.


I feel bad for people who have to make new sports logos
Hey, there junkies happy Friday. You know, I really feel bad for anybody who's trying to make a new logo or even a mascot for a sports team because in the case of Notre Dame, if they put that new logo on their paraphernalia, And the team's performance starts bombing like a car in Dublin. You know, full well the fans are going to come after the new logo and they're going to say that they need to switch back just because the new logo is associated with poor performance. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Irish logo
They still have the same Fighting Irish logo, but now they also have sport specific logos as well. So, like the basketball team, it'll be the same Irishman carrying a basketball.

Shoplifting is being tracked. Don't do it.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the um shoplifting and Theft. man, I tell you what, I think that the, um, the new, the new security cameras with the facial recognition and all that. It's so good that they can. Um, Like basically like find the repeat offenders and have the cops waiting for them when they get outside you might get away with it once or twice. But like if you if you start stealing from from a store and you and you think you're getting away with it, you're not getting away with it. Like, you're just getting ready to get arrested.


Checking receipts
Morning junkies, happy Friday. My husband and I go to Walmart and do our grocery shopping and they want to check our receipt. I know for a fact, they're looking for items that have not been bagged because we used to not bag our milk and they would always check for those items now that we bagged everything we never get stopped. However, there have been plenty of days when my husband just doesn't feel like participating and their games and he just keeps on walking. Have a great weekend. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Finally!
Hey, good afternoon junkies uh I just want to say finally I have finally got my first win for Best of Orlando 2025 I play second for uh best local author. And I just want to say thank you to every single person that voted for me and took the time out to vote for me or share it. Um I'm really excited guys I I really appreciate it. Um let's go for number 1. Next year hit me out.

Meijer
Yeah, that guy didn't know what he was talking about as far as Meer goes. Myer was around way before Walmart was Walmart, is a ripoff of Kmart and Meyer has always been groceries with other Goods that that dude didn't know what he was talking about. And By the way. Meyer is expensive. They're a lot like Publix as far as pricing goes, but they have decent merchandise. So whatever.

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