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WWSD??
Good afternoon, junkies. Hey, uh, Sean, uh, just on a completely unrelated. Note to anything that's been discussed on the show today. So far, uh, I was just wondering what you would do if you weren't, uh, doing the news junkies right now, would you be a journalist somewhere? Would you find another station to work at? Host a different show? Uh, or or would you just kind of fly under the radar for a while and and live life to its fullest outside the public eye? Um, you know what what would you do in this completely? Hypothetical totally unrealistic scenario. I'm presenting. All right. Have a good 1 junk. Bye.


Relax, Row
Hey news, junkies this thing about this, relaxed row on United, it's cheaper to fly business class and at least you get a lot more amenities with it such as drinking food. The couch, lays back, the sea, lays back all the way. When I flew to Greece, we flew business class and it was the best thing I could have ever done. But and it was cheaper than 000. So, anyway, that's my take on it. Thanks guys. See you.

Hey guys, hope your day gets better. Um since the woman sent daughter-in-law, she's probably on the younger side. So since it's tax time this is probably a balance from her tax refund of her 8 children. But I love y'all and have a great day. Bye.

A secret video of c-lane losing it because nothing works

Calling in your own dispatches ?
Good morning. New junkies. Uh, Sean. If you do, depart the show, will you be uh, calling in your own dispatches? Just curious.

I hope this opens! Wife found my doppelganger over the weekend on Facebook. She sent me the pic on the right and I was looking at it trying to figure out where I was in the pic. It is not me, that's me on the left.

Sell, sell, sell!
Here's my thing, she may be old well in a year and she may not need the money, but does she not have grandchildren? That's just like, freaking out right now that their inheritance just went down the drain.

I'D SELL IN A HEARTBEAT

I saw a family member in the streets yesterday after years and uh he just he chooses the lives of drugs over everything else. as I was in the turning lane pulled up right next to him beat down, I mean drugged out, just looking horrible, unfortunately, And gave him a hug through the window. And the first thing out of his mouth was, do you have any money on you? And when I told him, I truly didn't, and I couldn't afford myself. He said, yeah, none of y'all ever have money. Well, he chooses that way, he doesn't want to roof over his head and an opportunity for a job that he wants to live in storage units and on the streets, that's just his choice. So sometimes you just can't help somebody who doesn't want to be helped. It's unfortunate to see but honestly it's the truth. Have a great day news. Junkies